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DO YOU LIKE TO BE HUNTED DOWN?    how about girls that can lead you to have several near death experiences?    a woman who can cause you to get hooked on a feeling   ╾╾    LITERALLY?    how about a lady that lost her mother at a young age and has the ability to survive on her own with just an axe and a few throwing hatchets?    if that’s your kind of thing THE HUNTRESS is your cup of murderous tea !!!    and if you wanna put your muse’s life on the line for this MURDER MOM consider giving this blog a FOLLOW as well as LIKING or REBLOGGING to let everyone else join in on this sacrificial fun fest !!!

hey guys!! i’ve just hit 100 followers, and i can’t believe it?? i didn’t think that i would reach it so quickly, and i’m happy that you all decided to follow me. i’ve decided to make this list in order to appreciate the some of the people i’ve already had the pleasure of interacting with so far, or people i would love to interact with in the (preferably near) future!

                    YOU THERE !    YES !    YOU !    do you wish there were fictional muses out there that made you just go;    “ ugh,    relatable ”?    have you ever wished for weirdly charming characters that make your kokoro go DOKI DOKI?    well,    look no further !    it’s ya boi BUBBE here to introduce you to my freakshow of a multimuse,    drum roll please !    ╾╾    OFCLUSTERS !!!    this is a blog featuring,    you guessed it,    several of my very own fandomless ocs !    yes !    FANDOMLESS OCS !    holy shit !!!    it can’t get any better than that,    can it?    well,    hold onto your brick-shittin’ britches cause i got some good news for you !    want to meet a living doll named MATVEI that’s timid and still learning english?    how about a demon known as VITIA who’s basically the representation of the color she hates?    may i interest you KODY,    an alien prince that’s stuck on earth and attending high school cause his dad’s an asswipe?    or maybe the somewhat emotionless teenager MIDNIGHT that’s always dead inside is your type?    and to save the best for last:    the dream team of two    ╾╾    MOUTHY and PINKI    ╾╾    that simply radiate positivity !    FOLLOW NOW and you can meet many others that will soon be added    ╾╾    like a serial killer named daniel with serious issues !    and with a simple payment of ONE LIKE and A REBLOG this craaaaazy cast will come to a dashboard near you !

i need domesticated cooking at three in the morning because neither party can sleep. 

lazy afternoons on the couch; cuddled up together while one watches some tv show that they’ve become recently obsessed with and the other reading a book on something they enjoy, every so often looking over the rim of their glasses to see how the show has progressed and look up out of the corner of their eye to their partner with a fond loving smile.

early morning baking sessions. cupcakes, or sophisticated cakes. learning how to make fancy frosting, throwing flour at each other. one cracking an egg on their partners shoulder, which becomes an all out food war, but they manage to salvage enough to make a few of the original cakes.

late night love making. not sex, not fucking. just pure love between two people. sharing soft whispers and kind words, warm gazes. nothing crude about it but just pure love.

six in the morning walks in the snow because “wow new york looks beautiful right now” with the snow on the ground and covering essentially everything and the sun just poking through the white clouds to throw a few beams of magnificent colour through the skies.