That's My Gay-To

clearly not the first time she's heard Harleen making noises through a pillow

And clearly not the first time those noises were a muffled "please, please, please, please..."

if you remember these like I do, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy, and you should get the shingles shots.

Finally something too old for me to remember

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

X

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter