A New Home So Far Away

please repost, don’t reblog. answer the questions for your muse and tag some people.

Muse name: Michael Jones [not named after achievement hunter michael i swear]

Least favorite nickname: Puppet

Least favorite color: Painfully bright colors, the pre-purified Zones actually strained his vision sometimes

Least favorite season: Mid-summer (modern au)

Least favorite weather: Overcast

Least favorite—hot or cold: Hot (he’s already extremely warm, the cold of the purified Zones doesnt bother him at all)

Least favorite holiday: Valentine’s Day (modern au)

Least favorite food: Vegetables

Least favorite flavor: Cloyingly sweet

Least favorite drink: Water

Least favorite scent: Old meat

Least favorite sound: Sharp clicking sounds

Least favorite book: He never really read much despite being a king for a whil e

Least favorite movie: ?????? (modern au: he hates twiligh t)

Least favorite tv show: ???? (modern au: cops)

Least favorite school subject or area of study: M a t h

Least favorite aspect of their job: Getting to fight spectres/secretaries again

Least favorite fictional character: thats a lil meta my dude

Least favorite person: The King whatever-his-name that the Zacharie in his file worshipped

Least favorite trait in others: Blatant rudeness

Least favorite thing to talk about: Himself

Least favorite thing about themselves: Everythin g

Least favorite sexual position: Reverse cowgirl b/c he can’t kiss his partner

Least favorite daily chore: Getting out of bed

Least favorite style of clothing: t-shirts; either long sleeves or no sleeves

Least favorite activity: Opening up about himself to get things off his chest

Least favorite superpower: shapeshifting and not being able to spea k

Least favorite thing about humanity in general: he’s only met a handful of humans so hes not sure yet (modern au: everything)

Least favorite thing about being in love: That he feels he isn’t good enough for his partner

GENERAL: ✖ NAME:                    Michael Jones ✖ AGE:                      357. ✖ BIRTHDAY:         August 17th ✖ SPECIES:                Batter ✖ GENDER:                Male ✖ SEX:                        Male ✖ ORIENTATION:     Bisexual. ✖ PROFESSION:       The Protector, given to him by his friend Molly. (Formerly the Batter)

PHYSICAL ASPECTS: ✖ HAIR:                       Honey blond.     ✖ EYES:                     Baby blue; black sclera and slit-like pupils. ✖ SKIN:                       Pale but not extremely. ✖ HEIGHT:                 6′0″ ✖ WEIGHT:                ~220lbs (A mix of muscle and body fat.)

FAMILY: ✖ SIBLINGS:                        None ✖ PARENTS:                         None, though he was created by Hugo. ✖ GRANDPARENTS:           None ✖ OTHER RELATIVES:       None ✖ ANY PETS?:                    None

SKILLS: ✖ PHYSICAL PROWESS:

Strong and sturdy; can throw a mean punch and enjoys doing manual labour and being active.

Can run for several miles at a time before tiring. Traveled between 20-40 miles a day (not running the entire time of course) before finding a file to settle down in. Good cardio.

✖ ABILITIES:

Can ‘purify’ spectres and secretaries. 

Excellent sense of smell due to (true) bestial nature, can pick out older scents from new ones and track things down. Intense smells will make him uncomfortable and overstimulated.

Can shift between his ‘human’ form and his monstrous form at will.

✖ HOBBIES:

Exploring

Fighting (clearing Spectres)

Drawing (He’s gotten better!!)

Napping

TRAITS:

—— POSITIVE ——

Loyal

Playful

Parental 

Friendly

Caring

Affectionate

Observant

Intelligent

Creative

—— NEGATIVE ——

Short-tempered

Brash

Rough

Stubborn

Vengeful

Loud

Remorseful

Self-blaming

Self-loathing

LIKES: ✖ COLORS:       Orange, blue, green, grey. ✖ SMELLS:       Earthy scents, clean clothes, home. His estranged husband. ✖ FOOD:            Meat. ✖ DRINKS:        Plastic.

OTHER DETAILS: ✖ SMOKES?                                      He used to breathe Smoke. (He’s a smoker in modern aus unless Hugo is in his life.) ✖ ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?:      No (Maybe now and then in modern aus.) ✖ DRUGS?:                                        No ✖ DRIVER LICENSE?:                      No (Yes in modern aus.) ✖ EVER BEEN ARRESTED?           No