cmissy

if this post reaches a certain amount of likes or reblogs i’ll write the sunseeker/starchaser fanfiction where regulus is a world wide famous singer on tour and james is the nfl player with a silly little crush on him. ohhhh they’re are so high school

Umm actually I WAS born in the right generation. There’s nothing else I’d rather be doing than listening to Taylor Swift and connecting her lyrics to a niche internet fandom entirely made up around dead gay wizards and shipping my gay little ships while looking at fanart, cosplay, and reading fanfiction.

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.

reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love

Sometimes, we need to accept that some ships are just better than all other ships, and that's Wolfstar.

wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

sometimes evan will allow barty to kiss him silly, and i say “sometimes” and “allow” because evan’s usually quite precise about wanting to be kissed certain ways and to certain extents but sometimes barty is allowed to just go crazy (and go crazy he does)

The music is so ominous and the horse is still running up the seine and the montage is a bit mad. this feels less like a call for peace and instead a call to war

rip atyd remus lupin, you would’ve loved casual by chappell roan

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

Sirius “I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog” Black

i feel like we don’t acknowledge the canon age gap between barty and evan enough…barty is probably about 4-5 years younger than evan (insert the extracts from the books here that icba to pull up but trust me). GUYS. just imagine renowned surgeon evan who’s well-established in the medical world (his…side quests are kept on the down-low in this world). he writes articles and carries out studies and even appears on different documentaries or news channels, speaking in his monotone voice and routinely pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose. he’s concerningly intelligent, and he’s perhaps one of the most respected doctors in his field. and then there’s dr. rosier’s ‘boytoy’, towering over him like a lean, menacing guard dog. he’s all tattoos and piercings and long limbs, dressed in ripped jeans and grunge t-shirts, which look awfully out of place next to evan’s pristine lab coat and polished spectacles. he’ll quite literally growl at anyone who looks at his precious doctor the wrong way. he’ll also happily lay down in evan’s operating theatre and let him perform open heart surgery on him (with no anaesthesia) if evan so wished it.

Guys. Guys. Guys.

The agony of wanting to talk about the character but being very aware that you talk about the character A LOT.