whatever

this is what pops up in a youtube vlogger’s peripheral vision when they hit 1 million subs

I laughed way too hard

He like to call me 🍑 when we get this nasty

Turn that 🍒 out

He 💦 all on my 👗

I so wish bobs burgers was real so i could be a passerby....ur friends invite u out to eat and ur like ok and u show up and the owner is standing out front screaming at the italian guy across the street....u bypass him and go inside and ur like isnt this the restaurant that got busted for serving human flesh and ur friends are like ya....u look at the chalkboard and it says the burger of the day is the texas chainsaw massa-curd burger and ur like ok....theres a teenage girl under one of the tables and shes like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..there sre two guys that appear to be a gay couple at the counter and one of them has the worst toupee youve ever seen in your life, the other one is literally always here like every time youve been here hes here.....ur waitress is 9....at no point are u offered a beverage

IS THAT ME

Oh shit future me being irreverent at a crime scene.