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My partner only knows the lyrics to country roads in German. This is because of the office. She calls me a dork.

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Bring back fucked up ads!

#ads #skittles #bud light

FIRST THEY CAME – BY PASTOR MARTIN NIEMÖLLER

First they came for the Communists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

First they came for the immigrants. Now they are beating and killing everyone. They are justifying anything and everything to stay in power and let mad men kill indiscriminately. It’s time to speak up

#fuck ice #fuck trump #poetry #minneapolis

My partners mean “you type like your from 2014”

#partnership #don’t worry I’m mean back

Why do I love hearing someone rant and make an amazing video about a niche topic like Garfield or Titian fall 2 speedrunning mechanics? It’s like the autistic snotling in my brain says “yessss my people”

#autism #youtube #video games #video essay #actually autistic

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backpfeifengesicht is an insult I need to use in my daily life. No wonder ICE wears masks, they’re all little backpfeifengesicht!

#fuck ice #germany #insults #translates to a face that’s begging to be slapped

I walked up to Starbucks and ordered water with liquid water because we don’t like ICE here. I got a chuckle and will now refer to ice as liquid water because ICE has ruined the word for me. I live in Minneapolis fyi.

#fuck ice #minneapolis #starbucks

Why is it that when I mention things people like I get likes? Why can’t I yell about orcas or bic pens and get engagement?!!!!

#orcas #trending #bic pen

My girlfriend is reading the sequel to Fourth Wing (iron flame). She said one thing that I feel sums up her opinion of it. “I’ve never read anything straighter”

#reading #iron flame #fourth wing #straight romance

My mom is trying to add my dad back onto her insurance because they’ve went from “divorced” to “it’s complicated” and it’s super fucking funny.

“Why does it say I already have a spouse on file?”

“Because the system isn’t built for what’s happening”

#divorce #relationship #parents #temporary living arrangements

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Thank you me. This is very helpful

#writer problems #worldbuilding #helpful

Is piss carbonated? Or can it be carbonated? Asking for a friend

#I’ve already googled just wanted to post the question

Learning fnaf lore. BONNIES TRANS?!? Lovely

#fnaf #pride month #trans #happy pride 🌈

Fundraising idea: rebrand mtf bottom surgery as castration. The transphobes see “pay to castrate trans people” and they’ll be throwing money at us!!!!

#transgender #happy pride 🌈#pride month #fuck transphobes

Which Wonka movie fetishized candy more?

#charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #questions #the office #it is 3am

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Looked to find Britta in the frige of my work because I’m inquenchable, only to see just carbonated water. Currently letting a lemon flavored one debubble because carbon is the bane of my existence.

#my work #my law office is a frat house #carbonated drinks #hate #autism

Why I don’t use social and instead just randomly scream into the abyss sometimes

#aka tumblr #hank green #social media #twitter #blue sky #Youtube

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