Goats Will Rule the World

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

#poi nonsense#this is a very important gifset because: #1. danger ducklings at a diner fulfilling both the ‘3 maladjusted badasses’ and ‘poi breakfast’ requirements #2. root didnt try the coffee first. how did she know it would be awful. did TM seriously warn her about the coffee #3. once shaw spits it out john just puts his mug down without drinking. this is either a: john and shaw are both coffee snobs #and he trusts her judgement on this or b: shaw’s coffee consumption normally is a frightening thing to behold #like… paint-stripping-grade high-octane rotgut enamel-searing espresso #if shaw can’t drink this diner coffee after the things john has seen her put into her body #he is not even going to try. it might actually kill him #this coffee is above his paygrade if shaw can’t consume something it PROBABLY ranks as a chemical weapon #john is not even in this coffee’s league and you know what he’s okay with that. via @nogoawayok

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

The albertsons one is golden haha