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Been a while, but we’re finally back! We’re talking about episode 33, “Hatred,” which asks the very important question of “How many things can you blame on being a Pisces?” Jin Ling invokes Bobby Hill, Jiang Cheng is in prime jiujiu form, and Su She shows exactly how down horrendous he is. Come for the Notes app apology, stay for the Pipixian!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Cannibal Corpse – Hammer Smashed Face, perf. by Caleb Canatheviphth

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we’ve finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen’ It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode 9, “Manifest!” Wei Wuxian gets roasted by a toddler, Nie Huaisang commits to the hype, Su She starts a very bad internet commentary show, and all of us learn a very important lesson: kids rule, adults drool!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Robert Buckley – Squonk Blues

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

Unfortunately, intended guest and Chief Cultivator of the show Caroline wasn’t able to make it to this recording session, but their spirit lives on in episode 31, “Fated,” which is mostly about Lan Xichen having an extremely bad time. Maybe he can try monologuing at a bnuuy or wearing a Baby Wangy Backpack or taking some Gento-Bismol! At least Jiggy’s wearing his hot dog costume so we know he’ll find the guy who did this!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: 311 – Amber, arr. by Roy

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

Marriage Story is a 2019 drama film written and directed by Noah Baumbach which follows a married couple going through a coast-to-coast divorce. Mo Dao Zu Shi season 3 episode 7, “Deviated Spirit,” is a 2021 piece of web animation which follows 3 dudes as 2 of them go through a magic divorce. In this one, Nie Mingjue cannot say no, Jin Guangyao has a funny prop, everything goes according to keikaku, and your hosts offer some of the spiciest takes the listenerbase has ever goaded them into offering!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: System of a Down – Chop Suey!, perf. by Maga Flauta Fitness

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

Today we’re looking at season 3, episode 6, “The Venerated Triad,” and you may ask what we can possibly say about it other than “grapefruit” and “gaa goo,” but rest assured, we’ve got almost as many hours of podcast this week as there are sworn brothers in this one. H-truther Jordan is back again to talk about a very good episode where Wei Wuxian gets Jigscared, Nie Mingjue (large (handsome (good voice (king)))) has hell of a decade to complain about, and Lan Xichen’s IQ (internet quotient) is doubted. Pour the Prosicko and decide which zun you’re not inviting to the party!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Devo – Whip It, perf. by Jenny Robinson

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Mike Oldfield – Tubular Bells, arr. & perf. by DonRock the Imposter

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

The scent of twerk wind in the air can mean only one thing: we’re talking about season 3 episode 4, “Getting Drunk!” It’s a funny comedy episode all about our friend Wangy breaking edge and unleashing his funny little (huge, wide) guy vibes. What more could you want? A sus turtle? Wet puppets? AUs? You want fucking AUs? Government-mandated Wrightworth milk fic? Cause we got all those too!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Heathers: The Musical (comp. Laurence O’Keefe & Kevin Murphy) – Candy Store, arr. & perf. by Melissa Hoover

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, “The Dream” and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animates some piñatas, A-Qing becomes Scott Stapp, Song Lan receives the greatest and most tragic screentime-to-impact ratio seen thus far, and we all learn how to defeat an invisible opponent. See you in Delaware!

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin

Outro: Rihanna ft. Jay-Z – Umbrella, perf. by Emily Phillips

Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway