🍩💀why do donuts have to die? :(💀🍩

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

Me I need to hear this always

desire is the root of all yayyy desire is so fun i love to desire

it continues all the time! yipee!!!

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

The amount of times stupid fun music has saved me is on par with the sad emo music that's saved me

I luv zombies sm

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Looking at mlp videos today going hell yeah!! 8 years ago that has to be like 2014......help me I'm scared of aging