you can't sin with us

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

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I know it sounds stupid, and I guess it kind of is. But I have a spare bathroom in my house that no one ever uses, and I always keep the shower curtain closed so that no one can see into the tub. I started this habit when I was ten years old, because I told myself it would be a safe-zone for time travelers if they ever wanted to come to my home on a certain date, anytime in my lifetime. I call it the time-traveler tub, and sometimes, when the house is quiet, I can hear noises coming from that one bathroom. They sound too human to be anything other than time-travelers. And I know that it’s juvenile, and I know that it’s sort of stupid, but I like to think I am helping somebody out. 

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