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Silly girl. Someone else can catch the escaped sheep. I still have one more to shear. Don't worry, I have plenty of practice holding wriggling animals still.

It's her first time in a barbershop, and she hasn't quite understood what the barberette meant when she said, "Pick a number between 1 and 8."

About time someone sat her down for a summer shearing.

It's scary how fast you can go from having beautiful hair to being lucky to have a little bit of stubble

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Oh, I'll bet it turns heads. It will turn even more seeing it be ruthlessly shorn. The more you cry the shorter I'll cut it, until you're left with a guardless buzzcut. If you can behave maybe you'll get to keep slightly more, though nothing longer than a short back and sides. Your boyfriend wants you looking neat, after all.