Clicking Bad Dev

Hello again bitches!

Long time, no post. Many of you have noticed the small updates trickling in over the week, but I've been too damn lazy to post anything about them. I'm trying to settle into a more maintainable release schedule.

Let's get to it!

Shit changed: 

Fixed a bunch of random bugs. Checkout https://github.com/webgovernor/clickingbad/issues to get the full - probably boring - scope of these fixes.

Shit added:

New laundering tier. 

Two new achievements for time played.

A new category of Meth (Angelic)

A new upgrade to help get you to Angelic purity.

Shit planned: 

Yo bitches!

I'm still trying to track down the negative (cash, laundered, meth) issue, I still haven't been able to reproduce it but hopefully today's fix will work! 

Shit fixed:

Better remote logging to "proactively" detect the negative meth fuckery.

Fixed odd view when displaying price per batch. It was known to cause bitches' OCD to flair. 

Shit changed:

Swapped Meth Mart and Meth Horizon, cuz logic.

Swapped Industrial Complex and Heisenbelt, also cuz logic.

New save file format. I really hope it doesn't break shit - might be a good idea to make a backup before refreshing the game.

Shit added:

Two new upgrades. One of which is a limited time Halloween thing.

Mother fuckin' Android App!

About the app:

It's completely free

It does not have advertising

I haven't figured out how to disable all the permissions it requires, but trust me, it's not using any of them except local storage.

I update it less frequently, since it's a fair bit more work. It will be updated, though!

When I can afford a Mac and iPhone, I'll release an iOS version.

Get it here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nullism.clickingbad (The one from Webgovernor, any others are impostors)

I'm out!

Bug fixes! Thanks for all the bug reports! You bitches are observant. 

Shit fixed: 

Oversized numbers no longer cause display defects. Really big numbers on items now say shit like "21.45T" instead of "21,450,000,000,000"

I may have fixed an issue with meth and cash becoming negative. I was never able to reproduce it, but I added some code to prevent this (hopefully) from happening. 

A bug with the laundered money amount outgrowing your total cash. 

Changed the title to shrink the total cash amount to a more reasonable number.

Other shit that I can't remember

Shit changed:

I optimized the shit out of the Javascript surrounding how the display in each tab is drawn. It should run a lot faster on older computers and some mobile devices now. 

Shit added:

Added another manufacturing tier

Added another distribution tier

Added two more laundering tiers, and another two laundering-related upgrades

IRS IS ACTIVE.

There ya have it!

Yo bitches!

This release mostly fixes bugs, but adds one feature that Twitter bitches really wanted. 

Shit fixed:

When scrolling on the page, the cook/sell numbers would get in your way. This shit be fixed!

NYME sometimes didn't unlock. It will now unlock when you're making enough cash money.

Weird scrolling issue when you're on a small tablet, like a Nexus. I can't reproduce this any longer, so I must have done something right... just not sure what.

Meth-Mart was selling way more meth than it was supposed to. This now matches the Industrial Complex in production.

Changed some wording on the Donation Thank You page.

Other stuff, but I can't remember. It's on the GitHub page if you're bored.

Shit added:

Import / Export bitches! You asked and I delivered! Well... no, I didn't actually do much at all. Pringley on GitHub did. I just fiddled with it. Thanks Pringley! 

Shit planned:

A free Android App (no ads, no charge) once I get shit running smoothly enough to handle the limited processing power of phones.

All the shit I said I'd do, probably.

... yup

Yo! A few changes today.

Shit changed:

Fixed a laundering bug with not unlocking tiers.

Layout. The side bar now floats along with screen scrolling if the display is tall & wide enough. This was the #1 display request by far. 

Shit added:

Apparently bitches didn't like having to buy 132,098,402,840 Car Wash's to launder money almost as fast as they're making it, so I added a two more laundering tiers.

Added two upgrades for the final (so far) laundering tier.

Added a manufacturing tier with fairly high risk.

Added a distribution tier with fairly high risk.

Added a laundering description.

Added $ laundered per second info on the laundering page.

Shit planned:

More laundering, distribution, and manufacturing tiers.

More upgrades

More achievements

FREE Android App (but this will be a fair amount of work... so... don't count on it happening anytime this week).

Open source under MIT!

https://github.com/webgovernor/clickingbad

There are a lot of changes I have planned (especially to game.js), but if you'd like to get stuff merged, feel free to issue a pull request. 

<3 U,

Pretty big change tonight, bitches. 

Shit changed:

Money laundering! Based on the input from yesterday's survey, I've changed the "finances" tab to show items you can buy to launder money.  "Laundered" money is not required to buy things, but if you're not laundering at least half of what you're making, then the IRS will be comin' for dat ass (but not yet, no IRS yet, I swear). Warning: While I didn't find any bugs, it is a pretty large feature and likely has some in there somewhere. Please let me know if you find anything. 

Added responsive layout, so the site should be easier to use on tablets, mobile devices, and computers with small displays.

Shit planned:

Fix the bugs that will probably appear from the money laundering shit.

Add more upgrades, achievements, another buy/sell tier, and more finances. 

Turn on the IRS. 

Edit: The IRS is NOT currently active. I'll get the finances balanced before releasing the tax man.

Have fun!

Yo!

I've been busy working on layout, but I did manage to get some bigger changes in the game. 

Shit changed:

You remember yesterday, when I said that I made cheating harder? Well, that was... a test. Yup. And you failed. So this time I actually made it harder. Heh. Totally on purpose.

Minor balance tweaks, but nothing major.

Shit added:

Finance tab! This is an experimental feature for the time being. I'll be adding more finance options as releases come out. Right now it just secures cash from loss, up to a certain amount. Even the DEA can't get their grubby fingers on stored.

A new layout for better compatibility with mobile phones and tablets. You can preview it here: http://clickingbadmob.nullism.com 

Updates:

Survey! I love it when you bitches complete surveys. Your feedback greatly influences the game development. Thank you!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/CKLSV3Q

Wikipedia: Some of you improved the article to the point of meeting Wikipedia's standards while contesting the deletion. While I trust the judgement of Wikipedia's contributors... that was very awesome. I'm glad that many of you enjoy the game enough to help contribute! Note to self: don't write shit on Wikipedia until I learn to not suck at writing shit.

Lots of players. This is really awesome, but this also means that I'm getting a lot of Asks and Tweets. I've been trying to respond to each one of you, but if I missed something don't be afraid to ask again later... unless you asked something really stupid. Kinda stupid is fine. 

Donating to Methproject.org and Wikipedia. I've been able to cover entire server costs for a year, so I've only been keeping about 30% of the donations for stuff like coffee and going out to dinner on Fridays. If you think that's douchey of me, please send me an Ask or Tweet. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. Thank you very much for your support! You have bought me a couple of dinners so far. You rock. 

Peace!

Yo! Minor release time. Let's get to it...

Shit changed:

Made JS console cheating a lot harder. It's still possible since it runs on the client, but it's not gonna be nearly as easy.

Made the enter key exploit less effective. It still works on some browsers, but for the time being it's just less effective.

All non-secret achievements are now shown. 

CloudFlare is now caching some content to provide better load times. I'm not sure how this will impact the update notification - it may take up to two hours.

More balancing. Now manufacturing and distribution purchases over 10 cost a little less. The increase was probably a bit too much in the last release.

Cash lost to accounting errors or rival cartels is now based on a percentage of your production. No more losing 1$ quadrillion to idiot accountants. ;)

Shit added:

A few new achievements

A wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clicking_Bad  ... Edit: It looks like wikipedia is taking it down because they don't think it's legit think it's "unambiguously promotional" :(

Shit planned:

MOAR UPGRADEZ

More achievements

Still working on the finance stuff

Still working on the other shit that I said I'd do

Outtie,

Yo biaatch!

This is another minor release with mostly balance changes. Also, more importantly: we didn't play Dominion last night. Mostly Clash of Heroes. It's fun. 

Shit changed:

Costs are now dramatically increased after 10 of something has been purchased. Having 100s of Lawyers will be much more expensive.

Events that add cash or meth now add based on your production, instead of the amount owned.

"Lost" cash events now remove cash based on a % of sales, instead of total savings.

Mech Suit and Slap Chop (TM) upgrades now add a percentage of your production when you click, instead of a fixed amount.

The DEA comes for that ass about twice as much as before.  

Pages should load a little fast now on average, since the script size has been reduced. You probably won't notice.

Shit added:

Added two upgrades for clicking. Basically, instead of cooking or selling a fixed amount of meth on each click, these will add a percentage of your production or sales on each click.

Shit planned:

All the shit from yesterday still stands true. I just haven't had much time to add it in.

All non-secret achievements will be shown in the achievements tab.

Ciao,

This is a small release since I has me some shit to do. I'm going to play board games at a friend's house. Hopefully it's not Dominion. I mean, it's not a bad game necessarily, but... ya know... it isn't really that interactive. It's just harder to troll your friends, unlike Risk for example. Plus you have to spend all that time figuring out the total points in your hand. You basically need a calculator to play the fuckin' game. Ya know what? If it IS Dominion then I'm just gonna go home and work on another release. Yup.

Shit added:

Trying to make clicking relevant again with two additional upgrades. I'm going to add more in this category.

Added Storage Shed upgrades to bring it up to 1 batch per second.

Added Drug Mule upgrades so they balance with the Used RV's cook rate.

Shit fixed:

Re-balanced dealers, so they total at 1 batch per second after all upgrades. With the Storage Shed upgrades, people can now have 1:1 ratios with cooking / selling. 

Lowered risk reductions for a couple of distribution items. Making lawyers more important to have.

The game now displays your negative risk, so you can see how much you can screw around before needing more lawyers. 

Changed "busted" to "DEA raid" to avoid confusion.

DEA seizures of property and cash are slight more frequent.

Re-balanced Used RV and Drug Mules cook/sell rates.

Shit planned:

Still working on making stuff pretty enough for GitHub

Still deciding on what to add for the new feature. I was thinking of passive cash storage, like stuff you can buy to prevent the DEA or rival cartels from getting their hands in it (a friend of mine is working on a prototype, so we can see how it feels).

With the results from the Twitter poll in hand, I've added some more shit that aligns with the shit that you bitches wanted.

Shit added:

Another distribution tier. 

Another manufacturing tier.

More achievements. Secret achievements. Half the fun of achievements is unlocking them by surprise, right? 

Added two more events.

Shit fixed:

Some math errors that caused extra money to be added during certain events.

Changed the DEA cash seizure to only occur if you have low risk.

Shit planned:

Dunno yet. I feel like the game can handle one more dynamic... maybe money laundering. Maybe bank accounts. I'm still playing with ideas. 

Release on Github under MIT, so it'll be free for anybitch to modify and extend to create their own game. Not yet, but in a couple of weeks.

Later bitches.

YOoooOOOOooOOOh!

Thanks to all the selfless bitches who donated! I was able to spend time working on the game today instead of trying to keep the now upgraded server alive.

Fixed shit:

Thanks for your responses to the poll I posted earlier on the Twitters (Survey Monkey said I was at the maximum number of responses unless I want to give them a bunch of money - fuck that noise). You all pretty much said it was too easy. Added more random events and made the lawyers a little less OP.

The $ per second now shows a net amount. So if you're producing less meth than you're selling, the $ per second will be updated to reflect the total amount being sold. 

Fixed a bug with "found meth" actually giving bitches cash instead. 

Added shit:

'nutha sell tier to match the Space Mules. (Special thanks to Twitter's @swatbot for the name.)

Achievements, bitches! (Added 12 to start)

Gross meth production, since net was confusin' and shit.

Some other shit that I already forgot about.

Planned shit:

Still trying to figure out the economy stuff. Money laundering is in there, too. 

Fix all the bugs I probably introduced with this version.

BOOM,

Hello best bitches,

Today shit broke for a little bit. I can only assume that the increased demand for meth has played a critical role in this. I took advantage of the outage by using the donations ($296 total - thanks again!) to add another 512MB to the server. I also did some boring complicated shit to the web server that no one cares about.

I did find some time to make some small changes after I finished smackin' my flaky server around.

Added a seconds played statistic.

Added another distribution tier. 

Fixed a minor graphics glitch for IE, with the view port being too big.

GTG,

You bitches are my favorite bitches.

We're at $211! That's more than enough to cover the costs of a server upgrade for the next few of months. 

I've was trying to send personal emails to all of you who donated, but I figure you'd rather have me work on the game instead. Just know that I really appreciate it.

Yo!

I spent most of my time for this release by redoing much of the layout. I did manage to add 4 higher tier upgrades. Bitches love upgrades.

Lata G,

I'm taking donations for the following reason:

I need to keep upgrading the server to handle the thousands of additional page turns, but I'm gonna open source the game and keep it running as long as possible regardless of donations.

Here's how much I need:

Around $250/yr, unless even more bitches be clickin', but I don't really need the $250, it'd just be kinda nice and shit.

Here's what I'll do if there's extra:

Donate to Wikipedia. I love Wikipedia. If Wikipedia was a person, I'd marry it regardless of gender. That's true love.

Give Reddit gold to a couple of really awesome Redditors that posted about the game and did other awesome shit. I'm makin' a list.

Lates,

It's finally here, bitches.

Shit re-balanced:

Completely changed the cost structure of most properties and dealers. Those bitches who have been playing the game will have a benefit from the money they saved.

Changed IPU amounts for upgrades

Decreased the save size in the browser, 'cuz it was breakin' shit.

Cash / Meth find frequency

The "containint" spelling error that many a bitch has pointed out. I probably added more though... happy hunting!

Shit added:

Two manufacturing tiers

One selling tier

5 or 6 upgrades; I can't remember. It was seven, and a couple of them greatly improve the lawyer's ability to do law stuff.

Donate button (post about that to follow, not sure if it's pretentious or not... might remove it if bitches be hatin')

Some framework for importing / exporting saves (it doesn't work yet, but I put it on the list to justify taking so long for the release)

Shit unlocked by cash per second. No need to stock pile meth or cash.

Shit planned:

Still working on the economy stuff... this shit be harder than I thought.

Probably minor tweaks depending on how pissed twitter is.

More manual sell & cook upgrades.

Add: Minor graphic bug reported by @Foxrida56

I gotta bounce,