Cleridwen

im such a nice person on the road. it's cool actually. hi staranger i love you! this asphalt was laid so i could share it with you. i have so much room in front of me. it's for you! i want you so bad !

my car has a 100 knifes function for people who dont use their turn signal.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

People need to be told this more often. Especially the wankers who keep supporting the billionaires. They're not going to give it to you.

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

sorry for all the weird milk posts. the milque.posts. yeah... yeah milquetoast.mmilkpost......milquepoast... yyeahs sorry for those. hashtagmilquepost

AUGH so cute <3 even if it isn't me it certainly is very close !! (and adorablee)

it's like if MILK.. and BREAD... had a BABY... wait, i know! i will call it,-= (" milk bread ")baby )

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!