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all u gotta do to beat pikachu is wear rubber shoes and kick the **** out of him

i’m never someones favorite friend, even online and that’s just sad

how are 11 year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff when i cant even talk to the check out lady at target without stuttering

Example of how the meninist movement is unjustified: when an overweight man was bullied on 4chan for dancing in public, meninists didn’t defend him. Instead, thousands of women did, and not only that, but they also organized a big ass dance party for him and invited celebrities who are actually going to come

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow

Shout out to native women for being flawless and beautiful

ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t have cinnamon toast crunch that day I might/will start snifflin

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

Yes, this includes you trans men.

I don’t understand how you can be that fine.

This whole family must be stopped

Zayn who?

WHAT

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired