Simply Me

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Sir that’s my emotion support bad anime I hyperfixated on as a young lgbt youth in middle school

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

FYI she’s not just harassing a faultless employee trying to make a living, Justin said she went in, asked for the owner’s contact info to leave a complaint about their advertising, and THEN the employee decided to Get Into It with her. So he really did get what was coming to him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you know when u have to misgender a friend in front of ur parents and you can like physically taste copper

people who are saying “then don’t misgender them!!” are missing the sad reality of this post. they don’t realize that 99% of the time, when someone must misgender their friend to others, it is because the friend (aka the misgendered friend) has explicitly asked them to do so. especially to parents because people talk, word gets around. if they don’t want anyone to know, then you have to respect that. 

^^^^^

school is like if you do not have a mental illness one will be provided for you

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

Are you telling me that when i watched bug’s life i was actually watching a proletariat revolution?

They tried it

listen

#talk about memes incomprehensible without context