Classystickman

Friend 2:53am: GAYYYYYY UR ART IS GAY U R GAY

Friend 2:54am: DoorDash rotisserie chicken… Siri rotisserie chicken

Friend 3:02am: where are you?

Friend 3:15am: Hi (classy). This is (friend 2), (friend) got super drunk and is now eating a rotisserie chicken which she then poured MY Baja blast on. Sorry for all the texts :)

Friend 2 3:17am: (friend)’s phone died but she’s crying and wants to tell you that she knows you’re bi and not gay and that she likes your art. We’re almost to her apartment- once again sorry for the texts TuT

Friend 3 4am: *just a ton of photos of Friend eating a soggy blue rotisserie chicken on the side of the road as friend 2 tries to get her in the car*

attacks on users: Starray, Bellalovesocs, Vaporeon008