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graciouslycervine

“Okay, people are fighting over Sonic and Shadow, but Tails is clearly the best.”

gymleadercheren

“I’m replying to you on this horrible personal blog to tell you to stop.”

classicsonicthehedgehog

“You do care about me Cheren!”

#gymleadercheren

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blackmambacheren

“Firewood,” Cheren mumbled to himself several minutes after the hedgehog left. “Right.”

He chuckled humorlessly as he finally rose to his feet and began to head towards the jungle. His situation couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, could it? There was really no point in not playing along. He’d find firewood, all right, but he didn’t see how this was all going to play out. If he was stuck here for more than a day, he was going to eat his own tie.

classicsonicthehedgehog

Meanwhile, Sonic could not find a single person on the island, just great, and just their luck too. So far it didn’t really bother him that much. He had been in worse positions. He didn’t know how it would affect Cheren though and honestly he wasn’t in that much of a hurry to get back to him and tell him the news, knowing it would just make him act up again. Poor guy was falling apart. Maybe he just needed to be alone for a bit. Who knows maybe being stuck on an island was the kind a break he needed or it could just be the final straw in making him snap for good. Sonic eventually found some ripe fruit growing from some of the trees. A few good spindashes at them and the fruit fell and Sonic went about picking it all up and headed back towards the beach.

“Hey Cheren! I got us some food!”

#blackmambacheren

blackmambacheren

Cheren had slumped down along the tree, his aching head resting against the trunk as he gave up and allowed himself to just wallow in the sand. The hedgehog could do what he wanted. Cheren fully intended to sit there until the waves claimed him and carried him away.

“Fine. Go. Just leave me here to die.”

classicsonicthehedgehog

“Don’t be such a drama queen. Maybe go collect some fire wood or something. I’ll be back soon.”

Then Sonic sped off down the beach to check the perimeter of the island, it was fairly large and would normally be a very long walk to circle back but to Sonic it only took about a minute. He didn’t see any buildings along the beach so he traveled into the jungle instead to look around. He figured while he was at it he could look for some food as well. It wouldn’t be the first time he was on a nearly deserted island.

#blackmambacheren

blackmambacheren

Despite having no audience, Cheren continued to ramble on, growing steadily angrier, his voice eventually rising to a hysterical scream.

“I mean, of course! Of course this would happen to me! When doesn’t stuff like this happen to me? I’ve been a good guy! I’m a law-abiding citizen! I always buy my mom nice gifts! I even, you know, HELPED SAVE THE ENTIRE UNOVA REGION… TWICE, ACTUALLY! But am I seeing any thank you cards in the mail? No! I just get TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH A HEDGEHOG WHO CAN’T FLY A PLANE!”

“What did I do, Arceus? Huh? Defile some sort of sacred temple? Insult a nun?! Is this because I can’t stay on the wagon with my alcohol thing? Well, HEAR ME NOW, ARCEUS: NOT ANOTHER DROP OF ALCOHOL WILL CROSS MY LIPS FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE! HAPPY NOW?! I’LL JUST LIVE ON COCONUT MILK AND SEAWATER FOR THE REST OF MY MISERABLE DAYS! PRAISE BE TO THE HIGHEST! ALL GLORY TO THEE!”

After he finished blaspheming, he walked over to the nearest coconut tree and banged his head against it repeatedly while screaming incoherently.

classicsonicthehedgehog

This was just sad. Not even five minutes after the crash and the dude had already lost his marbles. Sonic just shook his head and continued to see if anything from his beloved plane could be salvaged, but alas it was totaled.

“Well, while you do whatever it is you’re doing, I’m gonna take a look around and see if anyone lives here or can help us out.”

#blackmambacheren

blackmambacheren

Cheren threw his hands in the air and walked several feet away, screaming to the heavens, although nobody except the hedgehog could hear him.

“Why did I decide to get in a plane with a hedgehog?! WHY DID I THINK A HEDGEHOG COULD FLY A PLANE?! Arceus, just strike me down, now!”

classicsonicthehedgehog

“You know I’m sentient right?” Sheesh, this guy gives him no credit what so ever. His enemies give him more credit than Cheren does.

Sonic just decided to ignore the rest of Cheren’s rant and instead went to check the damage done to his plane, ‘The Tornado’. Too bad Tails wasn’t around, tech repairs were more of his forte.

#blackmambacheren

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blackmambacheren

!!! (please.)

6. Survivors of a plane crash on an island

“YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO FLY! YOU SAID THIS WAS YOUR PLANE!”

classicsonicthehedgehog

Well that hadn’t gone well at all. He was just trying to give Cheren a break from all the hectic things happening in his life and now he was in another one. Oops.

“I DO know how to fly this plane! It’s just that, I forgot to check the gas before we left. Hehe, at least no one is hurt.”

#blackmambacheren

“Wow, Cheren sure is getting in a lot of trouble lately. How does he manage to have such an exciting life by just being a school teacher?”

#dash commetary #blackmambacheren

aspiringstrength

blackmambacheren

Chili dooooog!

“…No.”

classicsonicthehedgehog

"Yes."

#blackmambacheren

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OPEN RP

littleblueblur-archive

“What are you smiling about?”

classicsonicthehedgehog

Nothing.

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askthewaywardaliens

Don't cry alien friend. Cheren is just a nerd.

“?????”

blackmambacheren

#ha

OPEN RP

#don't ask

classicsonicthehedgehog

"Drama queen."

agiftedglider-blog

Aggressively faints.

classicsonicthehedgehog

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classicsonicthehedgehog

"If it isn't Sonic." *I giggled.*

"Sup."

littleblueblur-archive

"Heheh, I’m just kidding, you would have to eat tons of chili dogs to do that. But yeah, sounds like fun!"

classicsonicthehedgehog

"All right then, let’s go!"

littleblueblur-archive

"Yes, lets!"

classicsonicthehedgehog

*Sonic runs off ahead*

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