Random Shit I Like

“A lot of people mature from pain instead of age.”

“Autumm and Winter are partners in crime. Autumm kills plants and Winter hides them.”

“Those friendly people you meet in public places who strike up a conversation with you, only to never be seen again? Those are time travelers doing first hand history research and casual interviews.”

“Honk your horn when geese walk in front of your car to swear at them in their own language.”

“The same people telling young people that they’re too sensitive, couldn’t handle the sight of a married couple sharing a bed on network TV 50 years ago.”

“Water is seriously impressive. It quenches thirst, it kills, it transports people, provides life for creatures, makes thing heavier, makes things float, makes things hot or cold. Cooks food, washes dirt off people, and plenty more that’s mind blowing”