City Life

Don’t make the mistake of thinking you know me… 

"You only want me for my fat bounty? I’m so disappointed!” Words dissolved into genuine laughter before the mage could be heard drawing a breath, moving, sighing. “Ho-hum, I’m gonna level with you here, alright, ‘cause I don’t want my head on a pole right now… that’d just get in my way. I can’t promise my eventual demise to just everyone, and somebody already pipped you to the post, Spike Spiegel.” 

There was a pause, more movement, jester bells and accessories rattling. 

"If I paid you to get off my back, would that quench your thirst for me, or does that pride of yours not allow you rest? Would it disgust you to accept pay from the very thing you are hunting? Well… that’s just too bad.” 

The bells rattled again, wildly, followed by a firm shriek. “I don’t have time to die!”

A bolt of thunder landed directly beside Spike, the air around it crackling. 

Over there? No. His eyes shot round and round, occasionally spinning his body as well to cover more ground. Finding this guy is gonna be enough of a challenge....

A lot of people I used to RP with have gone quiet and the dash is getting slow. So I guess perform some action on this post if you’re an RPer (like, reblog, write a description, anything you want) and I’ll eventually look at the blogs. Mostly looking for other Persona characters but other fandoms and non-RP blogs are welcome.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

The white haired young woman had her back turned when she felt some one’s eyes on her from behind. Turning she saw the stranger.

It was evident he wasn't in New Meridian. This place had a different air. It was less scummy, less villainous. It wasn't his home, but Big Band learned a while ago that it's best to look for the silver lining in life.

He looked down and tried to look the least menacing he could muster, but he knew that wasn't much.

"Oh come on! Tha one joint that’ll sell me jack daniels an’ of all tha punks I coulda run into it had ta be Mr. ‘I am in a noir movie so I talk ta myself a lot’. Tch."

She crossed her arms and pouted, determined not to leave the place without her booze.

"They give you jack daniels?"

Figures that the one bar Birdland chose also happened to be the most irresponsible. He was going to have to have a word with the owners about the predicament, but first, he had to deal with little Pea, who put up her fortress of stubborn resilience and planted herself near the bar.

His expression changed to that of a more solemn one, however, when she asked him the question on everyone's mind.