Do you know who I am?

;;So, I decided to post this here, as most of you well   know, my marching band was invited to play in   London. And you guys were so great with helping   me with my first initial payment for it. Thank you   guys so much!!! Welp. It that time once again, but   now the monthly goal is $300! Two people have   donated already, and I’ve gotten about $70 out of   that $300, but I still need the other $230 before    March 1st. 

  If you wanna donate, that’s cool! But, I will be    hosting yet another donation art stream next    weekend!! You pay, and I will do art in accordance   to what you give!! Sketches, colored sketches,    even digi paintings. 

  I will be posting this to other fandoms as well,    and I hope the turn out is just as good as the last   one I did back in December!!! 

  Stay tuned for more posts about this stream soon!    

;;So, I decided to post this here, as most of you well   know, my marching band was invited to play in   London. And you guys were so great with helping   me with my first initial payment for it. Thank you   guys so much!!! Welp. It that time once again, but   now the monthly goal is $300! Two people have   donated already, and I’ve gotten about $70 out of   that $300, but I still need the other $230 before    March 1st. 

  If you wanna donate, that’s cool! But, I will be    hosting yet another donation art stream next    weekend!! You pay, and I will do art in accordance   to what you give!! Sketches, colored sketches,    even digi paintings. 

  I will be posting this to other fandoms as well,    and I hope the turn out is just as good as the last   one I did back in December!!! 

  Stay tuned for more posts about this stream soon!    

      Why not MARRY safe science if you love it so much?                                  In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t                                  hit you on the butt on the way out, 

                   BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED

      Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine.

            Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. 

                                                               Goodbye.

     But I’m a CREEP,                                 I’m a WEIRDO                                 What the H E L L am I doing here?                                                                                           I don’t BELONG here.

      INDEPENDENT OC.

Guy throwing the tree: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra.

      Why not MARRY safe science if you love it so much?                                  In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t                                  hit you on the butt on the way out, 

                   BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED

      Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine.

            Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. 

                                                               Goodbye.

* “Hm? I am sorry, could you repeat that?

          I could not hear you over all of that HOT AIR

   “Oh yeah, doesn’t look like you have ears.     Sheesh.                     DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID?                     I CAN KEEP YELLING IF YOU                      PREFER, NOT-CAVE.”