|Meme Roulette|

When there's constant reassurance and validation at the function 🤤

I wish staring at ppl was normal let me just look at you but like don't look at me tho

Grandma's Kisses is the most fucked up Spongebob episode how you gon hate a mf for loving his grandma man fuck all of y'all

Bro I literally just cried bc Spongebob is so happy. He deserves to be the happiest guy in the world. Look at him just loving life

Fuck love. Sometimes you gotta squeeze your own ass

I look like a dude masquerading as a woman

Playing dress to impress has shown me that I apparently have absolutely no sense of fashion and honestly I should just run around naked

Would any of y'all fuck a stand bc personally I think Moody Blues could get it

What if you break up with a police officer and they just plant evidence on you and arrest your ass

Multi-talented + no motivation is a crazy agonizing combo

Scared to be a dom bc like what if I just start stuttering

"Too tired to be awake, far too awake to fall asleep!" An album by me

"He's dead, he would've wanted you to move on-" WRONG. REINCARNATION/DESPERATE NECROMANCY TROPE 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️👫👬👭👫👭👬👫👬👫👫👬👫👬👫👫👬👫👫👬👫👭👫👫👫👫👫👫👬👫👭👭👬👬👭👭👭👬👬👬👭👭👭👬👬👫💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

This world is literally no fun. I could say "guys vote me for president we'll have free ice cream days" and mfs will approach me like "but the economy" the economy can tickle my balls who wants free ice cream

I don't want someone to subtly hit on me, the obviousness should literally bash me over the head and spit on me

I actually hate celebrity articles, LIKE GET TO THE POINT no I don't want to hear about thier career I wanna know WHY THEY BLEW UP A MCDONALD'S