magwags

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

Little teddy bear

Your grandmother was a lesbian

twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

I would die for this cat

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies