Respectable Boxes

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

if there was any justice at all in the world “every helen has her troy” would be an idiom (“every beautiful woman leaves a disaster in her wake”) and misogynistic renaissance authors would use it to describe hot women they didn’t like but, of course, inadvertently making her sound insanely awesome in the process. and then in modern times instead of talking about things being their hill to die on women could say “this is my troy to burn” and people on tumblr would be kind of horny about the whole thing and it would get incorporated into the whole “can yuo put that out on me” genre of posts. anyway just a glimpse into my beautiful mind tonight

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

[Emerges from The Cosmic Selector torn up and covered in blood] yeah it's pretty good

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

(flirting) i could be your problem