"This is no place for scrubs."

“Then you realize you’d be pretty much damning us both right? Like sure she’d be pissed at me but like, you realize her and the other idiots want you dead too remember? And as hilarious as tail-less Tyrian is he’s gotta head back and tell her, which means he’s gonna mention you, which means she’s gonna know you’re more of a thorn in her side and probably want your head.”

“So yeah, you can go tell her, that’s a great idea, but then she’ll do all sorts of untold horrors to you probably first, then come after me. And trust me on this, if you couldn’t fight me without that Deus Ex Silver Eyes, you couldn’t fight Mercury very well, AND you couldn’t even fight Tyrian with help from your friends until your uncle came to save you all…you literally stand no chance against her. So it’s your funeral.”

“I don’t think you understand the whole “How Salem works.” thing. Like she will actually find you if she wants to find you, I’m not joking around.”

“I actually blame Salem for that one, like she doesn’t even tell me this whole thing about the maiden drawback until after and that said 15 year old is using hacks but I mean all things considered I did p well. Like Beacon is gone. Ozpin’s p dead i think maybe? And all of remnant is in panic sooooo.”

“And yet I’m still better than you so where exactly does that put you?”

“So I bet Blake smells like a cat, Weiss smells like snow. And Yang…”

“Smells like maternal abandonment and anger management issues probably.”

“…”

“Holy Shit.”

“I never would have guessed.”

“So I bet Blake smells like a cat, Weiss smells like snow. And Yang...”