The Smoking Cigarette Cantaloupes

listening to this factory resets my brain

Didn't like it

Hi

Damn you brushin the shit outta that thing

Damn you suckin the shit outta that thing

*leaves

where are you going

I wish it was rudy time all the time

this is for you melinda 😔 ✊i hope you like it 🥺🎵they ought to teach 🧑‍🏫 this in school 🧐its not ❌ always cool 🥶 to be cool 😎what⁉️ (what❓)they 🫵 try to play 🎲 you for a fool 🥴like 💭 you see a girl whos unique 😲 its a treat 😃 cause shes sweet 🙂and she always seems to knock 💥 you off your feet ☺️you wanna say hey 👋 but you dont 🙁 (you dont 🙍‍♂️)your mom says tell her how you feel 🤒 but you wont 🙅‍♂️cause youre just too cool 🧊 to tell her truly ✅that your feelings are gettin unruly 💢 dont try and school me 🚫so she passes you by 🚶‍♀️ in the hall wayyoure staring at the wall 👁️👁️ tryina play 🤾‍♂️ while i sayyeah youre cool 😏 (what❓ 😨)really cool 🥶 slick just like ice ❄️ (ice❗)but you did nt real ize you never 😔 get this chance twice 2️⃣so youre busy playing cool now shes gone 😢 (shes gone 😩)gone unto a nother 🧍‍♂️ while i sing my funky song 🎶 i never passed up the chance 🤬i know this story 📖 seems long 😴 but when i know 🤔 the time 🕰️ is right for me 🤙 and you 🫵 i justflame on 🔥 flame on 🎆and on 👆 and on 👆 and on 👆 (flame on 🔥 flame on💥) (yeah 👊)flame on 😱 and on 😤 and on 🥵 and on 🥵 and on 🥵flame on 🔥 (i just flame on 😔 👊)🎵keep calm 🧘‍♂️ everyone 🫡don't panic 🗯️FLAME ON 👿w… ww whats happenin 😨we're sinking‼️ 👇into the center 🔥 of the earth 🌎

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Originally posted June 21 of 2016