just a little late

Thank you. Yep, just a little bit of privacy.

Which is much needed for a newly married couple, I’m sure. How’s that life treating you two?

I’m back from my day of hiding as a married man.

Congrats on getting married and welcome back. Hiding with the husband, huh?

I know I’m short but come one… do you have to walk into me? I’m still visible right or did I die and become a ghost without realising it?! And if I did, can someone re-enact the famous ghost scene with me? 

I don’t know about everyone else, but when I do it you’re visible and I absolutely have to walk into you. It’s hard to get your attention these days, so my measures had to change.

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? There’s this girl that I used to see at auditions who had a birthmark that was like a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? An ex of mine has a birthmark that is literally a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

That’s a wild concept, man. My mom used to tell my brother that birthmarks were angel kisses, but the thought of them being the places that killed us in our past lives sounds way cooler.

I’m pretty sure my stomach is going to explode. I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to load myself up with Thanksgiving foods when I’m leaving for the beach in a day..yet the idea of having an extra slice of pie right now sounds amazing.

You better go for that pie. Think of it as a goodbye gift to yourself and worry about the consequences later.