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Cosmic Funnies
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EXPECTATIONS
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Stranger Things
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Xuebing Du
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NASA
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The Bowery Presents
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@chupacaba-redacted
Tumblr decided to be a moron while I was out so now I gotta rebuild everything.
Just as a note, this is only a test run. I don't know if I'm actually back or not but I thought I'd check up on yall and write some shit anyway
I’m going to be over here for a bit while I figure things out on this end
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Apparently I just can't change anything because my account is considered explicit so fuck this I guess?
I keep changing my profile picture and it keeps not working?
"What is this, a reboot?"
tidying up is boring
i figure lester just lets trash pile up in his hideout until it’s hard to move and a family of raccoons moves in, at which point he picks the cutest raccoon, kills it, skins it, eats it, and moves to a new hideout
Wow, what a hypocrite. I bring him raccoons all the time and he just gets angry, what an asshole
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The Black Shuck is a ghost dog from England. The Black Shuck is described as a jet black dog with glowing red eyes. The Black Shuck tends to appear to people in isolated non-populated areas such as graveyards and country roads. Like the Hellhound the Black Shuck is an omen of misfortune upon seeing one you or someone you know may get sick or even die. Skeptics believe however that the Black Shuck is an optical illusion from strained eyes of drivers and sleep deprived people. The word “shuck“ means witch in old English. There is an account that at the Holy Trinity Church in Suffolk that on a stormy day there was the sound of thunder and the Black Shuck burst through the door of the church killing a man and a boy and before leaving the Black Shuck left scorching claw marks on the churches door which can still be seen today.
Little known fact: Black Shuck is also a huge asshole and will eat just about anything
@kimikomasuda
Cheeky
Big Chair
Have a sit
@baptismonfire you look like you could use some assistance
my friend made me do this bye
Ugh… almost as bad as the time the girl I met online turned out to be a Chupacabra :(
I’m a virgin goat. All the creatures and cultists are after my blood.
Chupacabras require a high protein diet, can't digest solids, and as reptiles are severely lactose intolerant. Blood is just about the only thing we we can drink that'll actually keep us alive. I'm sorry my dietary conditions don't live up to the approval of your vegan lifestyle
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@chupacabrasays :3
THIS REALLY MADE MY DAY
lol the yellow lab
And the bearded dragon chillin’ with his own food.
look at him hes so excited
chupacabrasays:
“Things like that are full of chemicals and nastiness, most of the meat I bring you is organic. I’ve tasted the toxic sludge you keep in your veins and it’s disgusting. You need to cut out all that unnecessary poison.”“ Did opossum go well with soy sauce? Maybe they cold put it in some rice.
“Newsflash, I’m really medicated. And fuck if you can get stuff sweet enough otherwise.”
“I’m not telling you to stop taking your pills and start taking charcoal, I’m saying you should try to cut out the overly processed junk food. Sugar, honey, alcohol, stuff like that is fine but if it’s filled with aspartame, high fructose corn syrup, and monosodium glutamate you might want to come up with an organic alternative.”
Bullseye held a sustained stare at the reptile for several moments. “How about no? I dislike eating enough at it us without taking away the few things I like eating.” Sweets, spices and ceral, the only way eating didn’t feel like a chore.
"Well maybe youll find something elsr you like, i could kidnap one of those vegan chefs to live in your closet and cook for you." Chupa had never kept one of their victims alive before but how hard could it be? Maybe they'd be good at it and start up their own human trafficking ring.
his first hops 😂❤ credit: @thekangaroosanctuary
i wasnt ready,,, i love him so much 😢😢
excuse me?!?
MY HEART. he’s so SMOL😍
Wtf even are kangaroos
BOUNCY PUPPY
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Dis my class pet. His name is yoda and he has a tiny top hat
dis my class pet his name is yoda and he has a tiny top hat
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