He was number one

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

[Image description: Pokemon fanart. Lugia and Ho-oh are soaring through the sky, next to each other. Their poses seem combative, and the sky is blue, with white and gold clouds. End ID.]

something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

the structure rots and the plants reclaim. But i remember

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

The BNHA ending revealed that you 🫵end up with Bakugo's mom

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no