Bitch, I'm Madonna.

Maybe I've just grown out of sitcoms but why is Widow's Bay making me laugh more than any "comedy" show has in a while.

My opinions no longer feel relevant

I’m reading game changer right now but I’m lowkey picturing them as Zach and Bryce from love island

I can’t believe raven is competing again I actually thought they were gonna be like psych jk she’s actually hosting..

I think when you make a playlist where you repeat an artist (or several artists) they have to be sandwiched between a bunch of other stuff that's totally different (but still in the same theme of the playlist obviously) otherwise it's not a good playlist but the sp*tify thingy that reorders your songs for the best transitions just likes putting the same artists back to back....

when men have nipples one of them is always winking

I've been playing rivals with this guy online and then there was another guy playing and I'm like OMG I play that too but I'm bad and they're both always like "oh well everyone starts somewhere" as if it's like an ambition or goal of mine to get good at it. I mean I guess I wouldn't mind be "good" at it but 1. that's simply not going to happen and 2. I really just wanna see the girlies being c*nt

When I first started in high school they told me if I joined rotc I didn’t have to do pe. So I joined rotc and I hated it sooo much I tried to switch to pe instead but they said the pe classes were “full” (which I was like how is a pe class full?). So then I transferred schools and got into pe.

I will sign up for an additional streaming service for ONE SHOW I want to watch - when the streaming service I already have has SIX SHOWS I "haven't had time to watch yet." I've been conned...

does anybody know about any like scripted or more narrative like YouTube shows/channels? Also - how do I make my algorithm not just recommend drag race content (I do like that content but I want it to also recommend stuff that I wouldn't normally watch liiiike why do the algorithms hate us seeing new things lol)