Bitch, I'm Madonna.

when men have nipples one of them is always winking

I've been playing rivals with this guy online and then there was another guy playing and I'm like OMG I play that too but I'm bad and they're both always like "oh well everyone starts somewhere" as if it's like an ambition or goal of mine to get good at it. I mean I guess I wouldn't mind be "good" at it but 1. that's simply not going to happen and 2. I really just wanna see the girlies being c*nt

When I first started in high school they told me if I joined rotc I didn’t have to do pe. So I joined rotc and I hated it sooo much I tried to switch to pe instead but they said the pe classes were “full” (which I was like how is a pe class full?). So then I transferred schools and got into pe.

I will sign up for an additional streaming service for ONE SHOW I want to watch - when the streaming service I already have has SIX SHOWS I "haven't had time to watch yet." I've been conned...

does anybody know about any like scripted or more narrative like YouTube shows/channels? Also - how do I make my algorithm not just recommend drag race content (I do like that content but I want it to also recommend stuff that I wouldn't normally watch liiiike why do the algorithms hate us seeing new things lol)

I’m sorry but that Nick Jonas Paul Rudd movie literally looks so bad I can’t

Beef is such an insane show like what

Scars only crime was wanting to be f***** by his brother

If your h****p instructions are a book long just to enter your apartment or whatever I’m not going there. Offer to meet me outside or something I’m not learning a secret handshake…

youtube music played me one of courtney barnett's new songs and then I immediately bought a ticket to the show she's playing in august across the st from my house--listened to the whole album... it's good... this is gonna be a great show I hope

I think our generation was like shocked and traumatized by anyone having the same name as us because of how individualistic we’re raised to be—so now kids are getting these weird names that don’t quite look or sound like names.