ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄɪɴɢ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ: ᴀ ʙꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ

Vernon was fine with by himself. He did NOT want a date, thank you very much. However when Seungkwan begged him to give this one girl a chance as his birthday present ("Aquarius and Leos are sister signs. She is your soulmate!"), Vernon couldn't say no. He just knows it not going anywhere though. So why does this girl keep making him laugh?

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴡᴏ

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴏᴜʀ

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vernonline maybe walks are kinda nice. might go on another soon 👍

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tiger4eva take me and latte with you too 🥺🥺🥺 ⤷vernonline no. sorry its quality time ⤷ jeonghan_iyoo with who? 👀

npc must....pet....all....the.....floofs.......yess

scoups hansol is on a date wtf ⤷bsk_kkorangie DONT JINX IT OR I WILL KILL YOU ⤷scoups what ⤷bsk_kkorangie i said what i said (pls dont beat me)

yn i might say yes to another walk ⤷vernonline <3

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ꜰɪᴠᴇ

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ꜱɪx

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ot13 imagines

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ot13 smaus

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ot13/ mixed member fic

♡ supermarket au ♡ ♡ seokhan drabble: hotel room and rats I roommates ♡

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ individual members :

╰┈➤ scoups :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ to lend a helping hand ࿐ྂ ◛ part 1 II part 2 II part 3 II part 4 ♡ ♡ "if you do much as look in their direction again, it will be the last thing you ever do" (mini) ♡ ♡ "red is definitely your colour" (mini) 🔞 ♡

╰┈➤ jeonghan :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ “that thong really brings out your eyes.” + "fuck you're hurting me" (mini) 🔞 ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabble : ♡ coworker! jh ♡ ♡ theory, monster, and sofa ♡

╰┈➤ joshua :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ ✧ the cards are never in your favour ✧ part 1 I 2 I 3 ♡ ♡ love in a bottle ♡ ♡ shuamoroll (but could kiss you) ♡ ♡ “bit kinky for a monday morning, don’t you think?” (mini) 🔞 ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ to save the world ♡ ♡ noble, appear, soap ♡ ♡ five times you hated joshua ♡ ♡ track and field athlete (svt in olympic sports) ♡

╰┈➤ jun :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ mud, cow, and therapist ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ fic: ♡ worth it (angst olympics) ♡

╰┈➤ hoshi :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ star, recover, and gain ♡ ♡ 'a crow saved him' ♡ ♡ no stone left unturned ♡

╰┈➤ wonwoo :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ puzzle seventeen addict! wonwoo ♡ ♡ "you play mario kart like it’s your first day on earth.” ♡ ♡ “get in the fucking car!” ♡

╰┈➤ woozi :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ cinnamon rolls and you🥯 part 1 I 2 ♡ ♡ “your mother called” (mini) ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ so, this is it ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ fic : ♡ Prologue to ??? ♡

╰┈➤ dokyeom :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ coal, slap, and deep ♡ ♡ headcanons about son of apollo! dokyeom ♡

╰┈➤ mingyu :

♡ through your my our eyes 🔍 ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ pavement, thirsty, and seem ♡

╰┈➤ minghao :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ cute(a) ♡

╰┈➤ seungkwan :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ sweater, liver, spit ♡

╰┈➤ vernon :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ lying to them (mini) ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ overcharge, sweet, and slap ♡ ♡ someone old someone new someone borrowed someone blue ♡

╰┈➤ chan :

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ smaus : ♡ the apartment we can't won't share 🏠 ♡

─ ᵎᵎ ✦ drabbles : ♡ day in the life of lee chan: a synchronized diver ♡ ♡ voyage, attention, and dance ♡

♡ svt as a delivery man 🚲 ♡

♡ when you fight but he still cares ♡

♡ seventeen using a pick up line 🤸 ♡

♡ when seventeen cooks for you 🍝 ♡

♡ seventeen with a crocheter! so 🧶 ♡

♡ svt looking for an excuse to text you 📱 ♡

♡ trying to breakup with bf! seventeen 💔 ♡

♡ delusional! seventeen when you reject them ♡

♡ texting svt, "promise you won't be mad" (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) ♡

♡ pranking svt by texting "i crashed into a bentley" 🚘

♡ seventeen shooting their shot 🏀 : hyung line, maknae line ♡

♡ svt when you are jealous 😾 : hyung line, maknae line ♡

♡ will you be my valentine? ♥️ : hyung line, maknae line ♡

♡ sending bf! seventeen boomer! new year's greetings 🎊 ♡

♡ svt as your ex-boyfriend : vocal unit I performance unit I hiphop unit ♡

♡ when you catch seventeen cheating‼️ : hiphop unit I vocal unit I performance unit ♡

♡ texting bf!svt the lyrics of 'baby' by justin beiber : vocal unit I performance unit I hiphop unit ♡

♡ asking bf!seventeen: if we get married and have two kids, and there are eight swiss rolls in one box, how do we split them? ♡

♡ svt as ao3 tags ♡

♡ svt as ateez pics ♡

♡ svt as raccoon memes ♡

♡ seventeen as cavemen ♡

♡ seventeen as song lyrics ♡

♡ seventeen as tumblr posts ♡

♡ seventeen as chinese idioms ♡

♡ seventeen in olympic games ♡

♡ seventeen as catholic priests ♡

♡ seventeen as aromatherapists ♡

♡ seventeen as customers in cafes ♡

♡ seventeen as supermarket cashiers ♡

♡ seventeen as my aura loss moments ♡

♡ seventeen as cats i found on pinterest ♡

♡ seventeen as texts i found on pinterest ♡

♡ seventeen as words you can't translate ♡

♡ svt as texts between me and @/joonsytip ♡

♡ mtl favourite astrological placements of svt ♡

♡ who in seventeen would believe in astrology ♡

♡ habits i think vampire! seventeen would have ♡

♡ seventeen as weird food pics i found on pinterest ♡

♡ seventeen as greek demigods : hyung line I maknae line ♡

♡ svt as people i pass by in the streets (and how i feel about them) ♡

♡ svt when they congratulate someone on their pregnancy and it turns out that the person is not pregnant at all ♡

♡ shadow characteristics of seventeen : vocal unit I performance unit I hiphop unit ♡

♡ seventeen as red flag boyfriends ♡

♡ beige flags of seventeen : part one I part two ♡

♡ how to annoy each seventeen member ♡

♡ how to ragebait each seventeen member ♡

♡ three ways to piss off each seventeen member: hyung line I maknae line ♡

♡ seventeen in an argument (over explains or fine with being misunderstood) ♡

scoups: middle-aged men in torn clothes but with a hella expensive watch on their hands. 5/10. i don't really care about them tbh

jeonghan: baddies who look me up and down. 10/10 cause i yearn for their approval

joshua: old ladies with disapproval written all over their face. -828484948/10. pls grandmas LET ME BE

jun: middle school kids who hold hands and swing. 3/10. they are s l o w and take up too much space on the side walk. the three points are for their cute giggles

hoshi: those people who ride their bikes over the sidewalk and not on the road. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT/10. they should NOT be allowed to be out in public. keep them locked up pleaseeee

wonwoo: high school students who seem to melt to the floor with each step. 8/10. i feel bad for them cause academic pressure is no joke. minus two points cause they hold up the streets with the metaphorical clouds of doom over their heads

woozi: the speed walker who doesn't touch the pavement at all. 7.03/10. pros= they zoom by me so fast i don't even register them. cons= once in a while they clip me on the shoulders and make me trip. still i feel mostly positive about them.

dokyeom: sweet middle-aged ladies who i know will ask me if i ate or if i am hungry if i actually talk to them. 377227/10. pure sunshine on earth. i love them with every fiber of my being and will forgive them for being slow.

mingyu: people who talk LOUDLY on their phones while walking. croissant/10. they are actually fast walkers so i don't have to have my ear drums raptured for too long. on the other hand, if they are talking about some juicy gossip, i never get to hear it in full

minghao: old men who have their backs in 90° and take the exact same length of step every time. 4.5/10. only because i envy their composure and grace cause i can never be them

seungkwan: people with too large bags filled to the b r i m. and they keep smacking me till i am out of the strike range. -127/10 bc they literally look at me as if it's MY fault they are at overcapacity. the audacity omfg.

vernon: people who wear headphones AND use their phones while walking. DEATH ROWWW/10. just go to the side and pick out your playlist, man. i have somewhere to go