scientific delirium madness

Lying in bed thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

Sitting on the sofa in the middle of the afternoon thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

Making dinner while thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women