hey there 🐝

im not petty and i dont see the point in holding a grudge. Anyway would you like to come into my cellar and taste a fine vintage

me in a silly hat, completely wasted: boy would i!

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

straight ppl don’t be my friend unless you wanna figure out you’re not actually straight my track record for het conversion is 100% ok being my friend is the first step of the gay agenda

Help, my wife tells me every night before we fall asleep that they can’t wait to see me in the morning and it makes me melt every time

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo