Someone Get This Girl A Mood Ring

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

remember when we thought THIS was wild

When Ur riding ur bike down a bumpy trail with all bends n turns….. twisted fucking cycle path

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend im busy planning for a garden party im having thirty years from now

flavors are peach, blackberry, cucumber, and mint. colors are pale sunrise, maple sugar, indigo, and moss. no plasticware. crystal flutes of bubbly water. white linen pants strongly encouraged

all the monarch butterflies in the region will be in attendance. waiting on rsvp from the songbirds. cloud formations are limited to cirrus besides one licensed cumulus drifting past per half hour. the sun will be kind to us

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

They think I’m dabbing but in reality I’m simply redirecting lightning like uncle Iroh taught me

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

Gives me life

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke