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Why does Francis Barton look like that? Did Clint take him into the city to see a marching band?

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”
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He mispronounces the thorn but it’s hilarious anyway lol
my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”
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He mispronounces the thorn but it’s hilarious anyway lol
the thing about mothers in fiction is that a lot of fandoms seem to be under the impression that the worst thing a woman can possibly do is be a bad mother. like they can forgive deadbeat dads easily but the moment a woman is a bad or even mediocre mother she's the devil incarnate to them. and then you're like "i like her and i think she's interesting" and they immediately go "oh so you think it's okay to be a bad mother (which is the most evil thing a woman can be)". and don't even get me started on how they react to female characters who are bad stepmothers

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my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’
The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”
Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part
i love them so much and nobody could ever understand that
thanks for the tag @whump-tr0pes!
⚔️ Loot drop after defeating me:
multitool
very! Well loved watch
random miserable nonfiction book
Tropical twist gum
one random leo that every dancer keeps around even tho they don’t even wear it
incredibly loud key chain on lanyard (-2 stealth)
lancet, alcohol wipes, and a 4x4 gauze
A fun fruity bev
@badolmen @wheelie-sick @suffering-and-misery @wolfeyedwitch
@cepheusgalaxy @snaillamp @pigeonwhumps @headspace-hotel
@eightglass
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⚔️ loot drop after defeating me:
A couple of mouthpieces for brass instruments i don't own
ereader with five hundred books
normal-sized bestickered water bottle
spare toothbrush and toothpaste!
massive bestickered water bottle
a scattering of random pills. nothing interesting tho. not even stuff i take. just atorvastatin and shit
vial of estradiol
a couple pretty rocks
chocolate bar
@wet-gregg @geodethecrow @freak-nation @canisnebular @keruukat
⚔️ loot drop from defeating me:
poetry zine
library card for whatever library is closest
small baggie of ibuprofen
a handful of cool rocks or twigs
1+ pocket-sized notebook(s)
compression braces for assorted joints
between one and two fistfuls of embroidery floss
the Sacred Harp shape note tunebook, 2025 edition
random scraps of cool paper, fabric, and/or glass
@ratinthevoid @boycritter @hurdy-girly and anyone who wants to
⚔️ Loot drop for defeating me:
A pair of glasses with one square lens and one round lens (+1 style)
Pair of wide-toed sneakers
A handful of change including 2 1-dollar coins
A small crocheted sea slug
Half-full bottle of pepto bismal
A baggie containing rosin and cotton for hurdy gurdy strings
A kit of face paint for clown makeup
2 sets of tiny dnd dice
Collection of Marill-line pokemon cards
Clip-on earrings
@boldearthc @girl-detector @vaporeongirlfins @mortonsaltlad and anyone else!!
⚔️ Loot drop for defeating me:
A single, pristine cut of steak (human flesh)
Hat covered in enamel pins (haunted) (by me)
Large ring of keys that don't unlock anything
Old button-up shirt (randomized color/pattern)
@chorus-the-mutate @sealofphobos @commander-cheezbiscuts101 @potatosapien5 @bravelycowering
🤺 Loot Drop for Defeating Me:
. A cellphone (mine)
. 1-4 soda can tabs
. 2-5 paintings (randomized)
. Unspeakable OC lore
. A notebook I was gifted in freshmen year by three nice senior girls who all had the same first name
. Toe writing (also mine)
. 1 Bloodstone
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maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye
hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways
due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
this futuristic pop diva will send you to another dimension!… (like literally)
close ups:
writing tip #4224:
characters can't have good parents
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

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Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really
(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent