Creep Darling who out stalkers their Yan because they're comfortable enough around the other person to deem them a friend/close acquaintance, and knows Yan already crosses boundaries most normal folks would find strange so if they can why can Creep?
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[Yan wakes up to banging sounds from their kitchen at four in the morning- Bursting into the scene with a weapon in hand only to find Creep Darling hunched over their air fryer]
Yan, immediately dropping their weapon: Sweetheart?!? You nearly gave me a heart attack! What are you doing here at this hour?
Creep Darling: I found a recipe I wanted to try that required an air fryer. You have one. I don't.
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Yan: Fuck, I lost my keys. I think i left my window open last night. Stay right here, love, and I'll-
[ Creep Darling proceeds to hand Yan a ring of keys including their own house keys, as well as copies of Yan's house keys, car keys, and the keys to their locker at the gym.]
Yan: ??
Creep Darling: You stole my favorite sweater and hid it in your locker. I like the warm towels they hand out so I kept a spare.
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Yan: Excuse me, I'm looking to buy some matching clothing for my sweetheart and I. Would you be able to assist us?
Store Clerk: Certainly! What sizes are you looking for?
[Before Yan can speak, Creep Darling gives their exact measurements to the worker head all the way down to shoe size. Yan stares at them, mouth agape with awe and confusion.]
Creep Darling: I've always wanted to build a coffin for someone. You're fairly tall and built so you'd be a nice blueprint even if you aren't the one inside.
Yan: ...Make it big enough for two, and I'll allow you to use my likeness for your little project, Darling.
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Creep Darling, thinking to themselves: It's nice having a person who matches your vibe and doesn't just you for who you are. Have I been wrong about friendship this whole time?
Yan: Why the hell haven't they kidnapped me and forced me to sign marriage papers yet?!?















