28 reasons

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

no more choice feminism how do we stop the reign of ozempic. celebrities and other highly influential figures have surpassed embracing Y2K heroin chic and are now looking completely emaciated it’s getting scaryyyy. look up any popular woman celebrity and add “2026” to your search and no exaggeration you’ll see just skin and bones. whether or not you agree with the celebrity-worshipping mindset what celebrities do DOES impact the real world and young people’s perceptions of their own bodies. and you can’t say anything about this epidemic going on because the smartest people in the world come back with “oh so we’re commenting on women’s bodies now?🤨 why do you hate women?🤨🤨” THEY ARE WALKING SKELETONS OPEN YOUR EYES

and i hate to do the whole “what if ____ but reverse” thing but you know people wouldn’t be running to defend celebrities in this way if the goal for women was to get bigger instead of smaller. just look at how people are celebrating lizzo’s weight loss after years of insulting her for her size. anyways everyone take my hand and get fatter with me we can all defeat this together🫴

genuinely think it’s so fucking funny that san now has more followers than the official ateez account and that it happened when he’s going viral for making a bunch of korean men gay

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

women love when there’s a woman