28 reasons

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

I miss the era when people would say “it’s photoshopped” instead of “this is ai”

Yo Mr White ur kinda like Mr Krabs and I'm SpongeBob

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard