Occasionally non-active for periods of time lasting up to years.

P*E*A*N*U*T*S for your viewing pleasure! There will be more of these, I'm already working on another with Henry and Radar!

Due to popular request, these are all available on my inprnt :]

Of Course!

Chuckability: A Little Guy's aptitude for being chucked. (Aptitude for being chucked does not corollate with desire to be chucked)

Engaging: Does a Little Guy engage you? Do *I* engage you? Do you think we have a future together?

Squishiness: The amount that a Little Guy can be squished before they violently rupture.

Splorpability: Are you familiar with Plato's Theory of Forms? Think of Splorpability as being nothing like that.

Bones: How good are a Little Guy's bones at being bones?

Media Literacy: It's exactly what it says on the tin.

"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."

I know (apologetically)

I know (condescendingly)

It's supposed to

Good

I'm sorry

It'll be over soon

Stop whining

And it'll get worse if you don't *insert threat*

Well it wouldn't have to if you didn't *insert mistake*

You're supposed to say 'thank you'

I love hearing you say that

This is nothing, I'll show you actual pain

Get used to it

You'll get used to it

Stop lying

At least you still feel it

Shut up

Why don't you beg me to stop, then?

Can't be that bad if you're still talking

I don't care

Did I ask?

It's the only way you'll learn