I want sweets

Because I read "

-George R. R. Martin

Ronan : I never said that when have i ever said that

Adam : Every day since i met you

Gansey : This morning at breakfast

Blue : Yesterday when he beat you at cards

Remus : Could you guys do me a favor?

Sirius : Anything

Remus : Could at least one of you look like you're gonna see me again?

Sirius :

James :

Preacher : Repeat after me

Sirius : After me

Preacher *looking at Remus * : Is he serious?

Remus : he is very sirius

James *snorting* : Oh deer

Lily *rolling her eyes* : guys this is your wedding day -

Remus : I'm a were

Peter : *chokes on champagne*

Regulus :

Albus : THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING??!

Remus : Me and this guy i just met *points at Peter behind him* are a package deal. It's both of us or none of us. Take it or leave it.

James :

Sirius :

Peter :

Snape : Here, this map is gonna be your guide in Hogwarts. Now it is crucial where you sit in shared classes.

You got Ravenclaw nerds

(bunch of Ravenclaws sitting together with their noses in giant books)

Cool Ravenclaws

(a potion explodes at the other Ravenclaw table)

Quidditch players

(Marlene and Fabian arm wrestling on the Hufflepuff table)

Unfriendly prefects

(Lily pointedly ignoring him at the front table while scribbling on her parchment)

Burnout Gryffindors

(Alice and Mary giggling in the back about the latest gossip)

Greatest people you will ever meet

( Snape points to his table where Rosier, Avery and Mulciber are smirking and sending kisses to them from the slytherin side of the classroom)

.. And the worst

(Snape looks at the table where James, Sirius and Remus are sitting while James cluelessly playing with his snitch, Sirius returning his death glare and Remus sleeping with his head on the desk)

Beware of the maraduers

~A few minutes later ~

*Regulus sitting at the gryffindor table across the maraduers*

James *grinning* : why don't i know you?

Regulus : I'm new

Sirius : He's my brother, James

James : Shut up. Shut. UP.

Regulus : I didn't say anything

Peter : Wait a minute... If you are sirius' brother, why are you in slytherin-

Dean : Did Cas told me he loved me for the first time?

Sam: yeah

Dean : And did I do finger guns in response?

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