narcissistic and mean.

I’m not acting like they affect you. I really don’t care, I’m not even dedicated to this fraternity shit. So, goodbye.

You and your pitiful comebacks - I think I almost missed them. I may shed a tear.

I don’t trust what many people say so don’t take it personally when I say that I am underwhelmed by your sorority. Not to mention the parties and hazing events…or lack thereof.

Oh please, you act like your words actually affect me. Whether you believe me or not, it's true. Besides, it's not like your fraternity is actually any greater, I mean it's clear you guys are amateurs in it comes to the hazing.

The girls aren’t capable of doing much that’s actually scarring. But I guess, regardless of what your idea of it is.

Oh trust me, they weren't capable until they met me. Once I get my hands on these girls, they won't be the same. 

Things to look forward to... "Hell Week."

Finally someone who agrees with me on hazing. 

I’m sure your therapist is thrilled.

I thought we discussed that it was you who needed a therapist. I'm perfectly sane and happy. You on the other hand had to come back to claim a pathetic title.

I’m managing, but I’ve never felt better. And that’s because you haven’t. she misses her Tante Chloe.

Well I miss her too, I even bought her a few dresses the other day. Although I am sure Adam will kill me. 

After you declared you were giving sobriety a try, I figured anything was possible.

I think I’ll pass on the doctors, shopping is starting to look like a better option.

That's more like it. So how has my lovey sister been with her oh so busy life as a mother and a wife? I feel like I haven't seen Cruz in forever.

….. Contemplating.

It's official, you have gone mad. I think it's time to take you to he doctor.

Crabs has become a Jesus freak?

Oh for christ sake, we all know that hasn't happened, you figured even the devil herself could understand a little sarcasm.

This place has certainly gone to hell.