I think having a needy pervert girlfriend that touches herself a lot and tells me about it all day would fix me

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

i almost felt something like joy and empathy for ruben in that scene on the front porch when he got excited about being an uncle but then he started ranting about niall's penis and he kinda lost me again

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

Richard gadd pioneering a genre of gay tv previously unseen outside of my dead dove ao3 bookmarks just wasn't something i ever considered could happen

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain