Chirpacabra

i see a man wearing nail polish and i have to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustful

they’ll never get across the street at this rate

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

the only true ally

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn't get our bond

i hate the crockpot slander on tiktok if your parents make bad food in the crockpot it’s because they can’t cook do NOT blame this on the crockpot #theysilencedyou

gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

are you fucking kidding me

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

in a coffee shop rn overhearing this girl on a tiktok live complain about how she logged in to tumblr for the first time in years but “it’s all catholics and heroin now”