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"I will be honest with you, that's a hot babe right there. Now I know what you're saying: 'But Orren, you can't be saying that! You're a Vice President of the Student Council!' And you're right! I shouldn't be saying that. But have you SEEN her? She's literally so hot. So cute, too. Bet she'd make a perfect housewife, especially in bed. What's that? That's a man? Nevermind, then."

— Orren Salvatore

"HAHAHA! AH—HAHAHA! THIS IS MY HUMAN, MINE! NONE OF YOU THINGS CAN TOUCH HIM! If I see any of you, and I mean ANY, touch him, I will ERADICATE YOU!"

— Yuki Watanabe

"Angelo is such a cool guy, dare I say, the best! Besides Nolan, I mean, duh! He's like, the guy you know you can depend on when things go to shit. He's so considerate, nice, and emotionally sensitive! His empathy is through the roof! Can that even happen? Like, be too empathetic? Whatever, he's that. I can't tell you how many times I opened up to him about my feelings. Really great listener, too! I'm so glad that he's my friend! Dayo's really lucky to be so close to him."

— Marianna Cross

"I really don't give much of a shit about my brother. I mean, I love him, but he can handle himself. I don't need to coddle him or anything. He reminds me of SpongeBob a lot, actually. He's annoying like him, too. He's a pretty... hmm... meh kind of guy. He has some pretty interesting things to say every now and then, but that's it."

— Dayo Horazon

"I love my little siblings a whole lot, and that means I love Angelo, too! He's such a big relief from both Alejandro and Dayo since he's so bright and energetic. He's a welcome bother every time I'm tired from working around the house. He makes me laugh a lot, I love his jokes! I just wish that he would tell me new ones instead of reusing our grandpa's old jokes from ten years ago."

— Diana Horazon

"Angelo makes my head hurt. A lot. While I'm happy that he still talks to me, unlike his Dayo, it can be a lot when you've just gotten off a court conference with a difficult case. Don't get me wrong, please, I love my little brother, but he's just too much sometimes. I get that he's trying to cheer me up, and I appreciate it, I really do, but he doesn't understand when to leave me alone and give me time to rest. I wish he learned that from Dayo."

— Alejandro Horazon

"I don't know! Who this?"

— Alexa Holloway

"Gemby boohble buu. Bao bappy. Meow. (positive)"

— Koi Koi

"Can be... a good... b...baby s-sitter... Possibly."

— Kian Kairo, using the channels on his box TV

"My bro! He's really chill and fun whenever we hang out. He gives me the best jokes to tell girls and they work! Sometimes. But hey, they work! That... that's a win, I think. Um... I don't really know what else to say about him. I think he looks good in my shirts. Uh..! You didn't hear that from me!"

— Nolan Artyomov

"Loud, annoying, nuisance, next."

"Honestly? Terrifying. Even if she looks and acts so basic and bitchy, she's a monster. I am not kidding. She has this whole tomboy aura that we all now is a phase. But she's also actually just... mean. Seriously mean. Why do you think she gets in trouble with the dean all the time? She keeps fucking with me! To think I had it bad enough in elementary and high school, and now I have to deal with her in college!"

— Orren Salvatore

"My love, my one and only! Dayo is like, totally the best. You wouldn't even believe it! She is total wife material. She can cook, clean, communicate, and even comfort! That's like, the most important stuff you need in a marriage, and she has it all! I'm actually so excited to marry her one day. She promised me that she'll wear the dress for me! Kyahh!!! You're totes invited to the wedding, interviewer!"

— Marianna Cross

"Pretty..! But not as pretty as my human. Look alike, but not alike. She is so mean and bad and she hurts me. Me! Yuki! Why?! What did I do wrong?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! STOP RUINING EVERYTHING!"

— Yuki Watanabe

"Dayo? U-Um... She's pretty cool... She's also really pretty in general. Both her and Angelo, actually. S-Sometimes kinda hot... Um... Don't let her know this. Please. I'll never hear the end of it from her if you do."

— Nolan Artyomov

"Much like her girlfriend, she is loud. Not as loud, but still loud. Absolutely filthy as well. With all the work she does in the community, she tends to get quite dirty. Ugh, you do not want to know how many times I had to watch her walk all over the sidewalk in front of my house and leave mud wherever she stepped. Although... I don't quite mind seeing her work in our front yard while under the sun. What??? Who said that???"

— Normaine Artyomov

"I don't have much to say about my little sister. Our relationship isn't that close, compared to what she has with Angelo and Diana. If anything, she's... estranged. Is that the word? I don't know. I don't understand why she refuses to bond with me. Hell, even talk to me. But please, don't mistake that she's some kind of disrespectful girl. She's the kindest and most caring person you'll ever meet. She's just misunderstood. She may not love me, but she'll always be someone I love. She's family, after all."

— Alejandro Horazon

"Tell her to stop eating the leftovers! I am SICK of it! I don't care if she's my twin sister, she can't just take what's mine. Plus, she doesn't even share her stuff! Why am I expected to share mine? Fuck no!"

— Angelo Horazon

"Ohh, my little sister! I love her a lot. Even if she denies it, she's still a baby in my eyes. I honestly can't believe that she grew up so fast! It was like just yesterday that I was seeing her for the first time in momma's arms. She was so tiny, y'know? Just the size of a pomelo! It's so unbelievable that she's out here in college and living her life with a girlfriend. I'm gonna cry!"

— Diana Horazon

"Buhbby..! Woo!"

— Koi Koi

"Don't know..?"

— Alexa Holloway

"Like her... sister... moar. Lowkeyyy..."