↻ BIG EATER ★

That was such an easy answer. I guess I'm satisfied, but I dunno why you couldn't just say that.

…This is completely irrelevant, I don’t see why my age matters.

Why don't you just answer the question? I don't think it's hard.

Then why do you consistently bring it up? This has to be the second or third time.

You’re the one that brought up the friendzone.

Yeah, and you are the one who turned it into some weird sexual thing.

You seemed pretty offended by the word skinny. [A pause, and she folds her arms as well.] But whatever. Like I said, I’m not interested.

Well that’s convenient; neither am I.

Then why do you consistently bring it up? This has to be the second or third time.

[Folds arms and frowns] I don’t particularly care how I look. I just.. forget to eat sometimes. ..Either way, it’s hardly an issue. I’m not the sort of person that relies on brute force.

You seemed pretty offended by the word skinny. [A pause, and she folds her arms as well.] But whatever. Like I said, I'm not interested.

.. I.. suppose I may have been skipping a few meals lately..

I mean, if you like looking like a beanpole, whatever, I guess.

Why do you keep going back to that? I don’t want to fuck your skinny ass.

.. skinny ..

Yeah. Skinny. Really skinny.

I believe you’d do well there. After all, I have no intention to fornicate with farm animals.

Why do you keep going back to that? I don't want to fuck your skinny ass.

You are an idiot.

Eh ... you don't look that young. Thirty five, maybe? You don't look any younger than thirty at the oldest.

I will not strike a lady, even if it kills me. If the marimo ever finds his way here, I will gladly beat him up for you.

Oh, yeah? [She pauses for a second, quiet, as she thinks the offer over a little bit.] Maybe. Though I'd like to help out, if you do. Can't let the boys have all the fun, y'know. [Part of her doubted that the dumbass mosshead would ever manage to find his way anywhere, but she kept that to herself.]

You’re exaggerating. I’m not that much older than you.

Am I, though? [She purses her lips, folding her arms over her chest in the process.] Some people look at anything over thirty as really old. You're over thirty, right?