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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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the most disappointing thing about ace attorney: spirit of justice is its inability to adhere to previously established apollo hula hoop lore
would you eat safe, ethically sourced* human meat?
yes
no
other(?) / see results
*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
personal favourite responses thus far
the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things
the multiple vegetarians who voted yes
the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase 'ethically sourced human meat' (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)
"ever since i got into pokemon vore i've had a huge fascination in cannibalism"
the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that "anime fans LOVE cannibalism"
“if they are my enemy”
and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response
i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
all wonderful guesses!
but alas, no, it was:
I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

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a full SAGA of chaos choices in the diner in the centre of your mind
a full SAGA of chaos choices in the diner in the centre of your mind
Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
I was just born, what do I do?
take uquiz to find out which pokémon is your perfect pokématch. base your personality off of that
link?
go crazy
Dearest Dev Patel & Michael B. Jordan…

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babe wake up Tatsuya Suou from the 1999 JRPG Persona 2: Innocent Sin is on the front page of Wikipidia Fandom about bisexuals
Call me crazy, but I think Reani and the Clay siblings should go on adventures together
tw: slight body horror
That Dispel Magic was mlm wlw solidarity and no one can tell me otherwise
GOSH it feels good to draw CR art again!! This episode was BANANAS and I can’t wait for more!
don’t forget lke. jerma is a literal cis man you can’t be labelling him as trans.
IM NOT 😭IM LITERALLY NOT
hes trans.
YOUR INSANE
god have mercy on my soul
really proud of everyone in this thread guys. you kept the three G’s close to heart - girlboss, gaslight, and (g)complete lack of reading comprehension skills
and now romance. what more could you ask of a tumblr post
@croagunk westley beloved?
the mata mata turtle!found primarily in the amazon
they
like to camoflague as bark and leaves
they are suction feeders because they cannot chew. the mata mata is a very rare turtle,
it eats like this!
does he look like this? that’s right
i wanna eat one of these giant amethyst geodes so bad
don’t eat amethyst geodes, they are made of rock candy which is flavorless sugar.
But it will help with back pain and arthritis
that geode looks like a dick. cock rock lol
i finally understand what the phrase “hell on earth” means

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his