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a Monkey D. Dragon Ask Blog

@chief-commander

Chief Commander of the Revolutionary Army the World's Most Wanted Criminal

305 posts

chief-commander

Jun 23

Read Me

Hello and welcome to my Monkey D. Dragon ask blog! I've only recently found out what the officalverse is... But this seems fun. From what I've seen there's no Dragon yet... So decided to try this out since I'm burned out from trying to find actual rp partners for him for serious writing...

This is just for fun! Drama free, I am an adult (29!) and thus sex jokes may happen. You may refer to me by Lena, if need be. My actual characterisation of Dragon is heavily canon divergent (he was NEVER a marine) but for simplicity's sake I shall keep this blog as canon-adjacent as I am able. For now. I am not caught up to manga, watched anime until end of Wano, but I do know generally most of what has been going on.

Shipping/flirting may happen. While I am generally a pro-shipper I do not care for Crocomom. Shipping with a Crocodile, sure, but please no allusions to him being Luffy's mom!

I am ANTI-AI. I will not interact with or follow people who I see or suspect to use it (currently), be it in writing or otherwise.

Otherwise, ask whatever you wish and interact with my posts to your heart's content! Let's have fun and long live the Revolution! 🥰😡🚩

#ooc #read me #pinned #one piece rp #one piece ask blog

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11m

Socks and air fryer?

Who the hell was that man standing there? Who was that that dared to look like her Dragon?

She stares at Dragon, hands on the hip. Stares at him with the bafflement open on her face.

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chief-commander

.........It's a long story?

"Aha?" she asks, a hand moving to ask him to continue!

chief-commander

[Shifts his eyes away, avoiding her gaze.]

So it all started with a report about the kitchen's budget...

[He proceeds to tell the bare bones of the events, growing more awkward by the second.]

It's just another day at the base, really.

chief-commander

17m

lindbergh-official

One of my officers just came up to me with the most haunted look in their eyes and told me that "socks are just portable carpets."

... much to consider this morning.

chief-commander

....Why carpets of all things?

i mean, you could refer to them as portable blankets for your feet if thats more appealing to you?

lindbergh-official

It might be, yes. I'm just lightly baffled by that thought process. I mean... I carry a portable carpet on me all the time with my fur... why would socks be so concerning?

chief-commander

...

AND DRAGON-SAN PROVES WHY THE AIR FRYER IS USEFUL ONCE AGAIN!

lindbergh-official

NYAHAHAHA!!

A new tally in the Air Fryer Column!!

chief-commander

All I'm saying is if you can put a tire in it, socks shouldn't be a problem.

#lindbergh tag #sabo tag

chief-commander

18m

lindbergh-official

One of my officers just came up to me with the most haunted look in their eyes and told me that "socks are just portable carpets."

... much to consider this morning.

chief-commander

....Why carpets of all things?

lindbergh-official

I couldn't tell you, sir. I think he was up too late with too much coffee.

Still, though... he may have a point.

chief-commander

@myrskyfir, the answer to your question is yes. Coffee was involved.

How does he have a point, pray tell? Carpets are meant to cover the floor, not feet.

lindbergh-official

Well, sir, technically the sock is between your foot and the bare floor the same way a carpet would be between your foot and the bare floor...

chief-commander

I wish I could have a comeback to this but I just spent 10 minutes on it and came up empty.

Give my greetings to your officer.

#//congrats #//now HE is thinking about it #lindbergh tag

chief-commander

27m

Socks and air fryer?

Who the hell was that man standing there? Who was that that dared to look like her Dragon?

She stares at Dragon, hands on the hip. Stares at him with the bafflement open on her face.

@chief-commander

chief-commander

.........It's a long story?

#//he is sweating buckets omg #ivy tag

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34m

lindbergh-official

One of my officers just came up to me with the most haunted look in their eyes and told me that "socks are just portable carpets."

... much to consider this morning.

chief-commander

....Why carpets of all things?

i mean, you could refer to them as portable blankets for your feet if thats more appealing to you?

lindbergh-official

It might be, yes. I'm just lightly baffled by that thought process. I mean... I carry a portable carpet on me all the time with my fur... why would socks be so concerning?

chief-commander

...

#hm. could you make an edible sock?#<- prev #just put it into the air fryer

chief-commander

35m

lindbergh-official

One of my officers just came up to me with the most haunted look in their eyes and told me that "socks are just portable carpets."

... much to consider this morning.

chief-commander

....Why carpets of all things?

lindbergh-official

I couldn't tell you, sir. I think he was up too late with too much coffee.

Still, though... he may have a point.

chief-commander

@myrskyfir, the answer to your question is yes. Coffee was involved.

How does he have a point, pray tell? Carpets are meant to cover the floor, not feet.

#lindbergh tag #ivy tag

chief-commander

43m

lindbergh-official

One of my officers just came up to me with the most haunted look in their eyes and told me that "socks are just portable carpets."

... much to consider this morning.

chief-commander

....Why carpets of all things?

#do I want to know?#lindbergh tag

chief-commander

6h

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

#// 👀#sakazuki tag

chief-commander

6h

Hello everyone, this is your reminder that the world goverment is a corrupt organisation that uses their global power to opress and the navy is just a occupying army made to keep the wealthy in power ♡⁠

preach

yourqueens-favequeen

Exactly .

belo-betty-official

Clock it.

chief-commander

Preach.

chief-commander

Although, nothing can be corrupted about a regime that was built precisely the way it is from the start. It's just malign.

That’s true sir,

The system isn’t broken, it’s functioning exactly as it should. Which is the upsetting part really… it was never meant to serve the people, it was always built up to opress.

chief-commander

Fear is the driving force of every conflict. Those in power are afraid of losing their authority. They call themselves 'saints' and 'gods' — they are mere humans like you and I obsessed with their station and terrified of change.

And the Navy is a puppet organisation given arms and the license to kill those who oppose its master.

Both will be dismantled.

#//real talk over here #koala tag

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chief-commander

7h

… oh…?

Um… good… morning Sir… 😓

I am Shanks and Mihawk’s adopted daughter… and I work at the baratie… um… you are very welcome to visit us… ^^💧

[Shanks' and Mihawk's....? He's not even going to ask.]

Good morning.

Thank you, I will take that into consideration.

#//mod has been reading the threads and I just laugh at how confused Dragon is about that fact #responded #sanjiehehe

chief-commander

7h

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

#i dont think this reblog is very in character of me #<- prev #on the contrary this reblog is very in character of me #//mod voice: do I need to tag this???#quotes tag

chief-commander

8h

Hello everyone, this is your reminder that the world goverment is a corrupt organisation that uses their global power to opress and the navy is just a occupying army made to keep the wealthy in power ♡⁠

preach

yourqueens-favequeen

Exactly .

belo-betty-official

Clock it.

chief-commander

Preach.

chief-commander

Although, nothing can be corrupted about a regime that was built precisely the way it is from the start. It's just malign.

#//Dragon adding in his 5 cents to a gimmick post welcome everyone #//I can't control him

chief-commander

8h

Hello Dragon sir, hope you had a goodnight sleep (for once...) I am getting everyone a cup of coffee, do you want anything? - @koala-official

[He pauses and looks up from reading the newest reports.]

[Glances down to his full, still steaming coffee cup.]

Morning Koala. I should be good but thank you.

#//he did in fact not sleep well once again #but shhhhhh no one needs to know//#//koalaaa!!!#responded #koala tag

chief-commander

9h

Dragon you'd make an interesting...Kumamimi. Okay sorry I just thought it fit.

ಠ_ಠ

No.

#rather be inumimi or raionmimi #//don't ask him how he knows #you won't get an answer//#responded #anonymous

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chief-commander

9h

Hello everyone, this is your reminder that the world goverment is a corrupt organisation that uses their global power to opress and the navy is just a occupying army made to keep the wealthy in power ♡⁠

preach

yourqueens-favequeen

Exactly .

belo-betty-official

Clock it.

chief-commander

Preach.

chief-commander

9h

.

#// to the anon I don't feel like interacting with the de-aged thing anymore #//I will ignore the ask sorry!!#tbd

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