The Chicken Machine

What's the matter, guard, you've never seen a man cut in half by a pig before?

If having a throbbing erection for the revival of the English left is sexual deviancy, then I don’t want to be a sexual normie.

This reminded me of an attractive 9th grade teacher I had, and then I remembered she was actually pregnant most of the time I knew her, and that sort of turned me off, but then I saw Adrian's icon in the chat and that made me think I bet that's something that cretin is into

you know those people who put peanut butter on their dicks to get their dogs to lick it well all of them are actually me

Nikhil: Tyler picked out like five waifus from the intro to persona

Amol: Sam I've been thrown into the pit with you

Nikhil: @azraf there needs to be a plot-critical NPC with a vore fetish who Tyler has to seduce with his apparently infinite set of magical fursuits

I'll break your arms and bury you in a shallow grave.

Andrew: @Adrian why can't I connect to the server though?