he is such a dick

basket of Chicken

Chicken wink wink

Chicken’s favorite spot

Cornelius is always following me into the bathroom, and everywhere else in the house, but especially the bathroom. I ask him, do I watch you use the litterbox? So why do you have to watch me on the toilet??? All while screaming at me.

Chicken likes being under the covers and inside my shirts / sweaters. While I was sitting on the sofa reading, Chicken came over to me and tried squirming through the neckhole of my hoodie but she could not fit, so she looked at me and waited for me to unzip it so she could crawl inside and nap for a couple hours.

Chicken’s new favorite spot

asshole cat Cornelius

Chicken has a habit of always trying to take things out of my hands, including my camera, and so this kind of looks like Chicken took some self portraits

The sassy Chicken seems to be well aware of the fact that she is simply stunning & totally fabulous

Chicken