ok so i'm in the car with my grandpa and got 3 sanzo kissing posts back to back let's hope his prescription glasses are butt

i really hope kylie wasn't serious abt making me be her warm up partner when the season starts bc she curls like 30 lbs. and i'm gonna get slammed

the thing i really miss about wrestling is all the bruises. there's no more fingerprints on me & my hairline doesn't hurt to touch 💔 im not gangsta anymore

sitting wide asf feels so good. sitting legs closed is ladylike bc they HATE ladies bc they're evil and just hate ladies

im sorry but in my head all i do is call cloud strife link bc link is THE adventure boy to me 😞😞

hikari and simple and clean should both be hikaru utada's top song. idk how that would work but it should. 2 in 1. it's not fair that hikari isn't as popular when it's the og and just as good

mom is cool but why is she also girls rituals. did the baby die or something

imaginectomy

i'm gonna cut out my imagination