I CONDEMN YOU, SNAKE

tw // nsfw

since this first version of this was extremely popular, i made a follow up, intended to have it out on sunday but alas. add + or just ( REVERSE ) on any of these to switch sender and receiver. if you can’t see the emojis send the word instead.

💒 ( WEDDING ) - sender and receiver spend their first night as newly-weds together

 👻 ( HAUNTED HOUSE ) - sender and receiver work together in a haunted house attraction, unable to take the tension anymore, they sneak off while groups are walking through the house to have sex in one of the less-frequented parts of the haunt

🫢 ( BESTMAN/MAID OF HONOR )  - receiver’s sibling has made them the maid of honor/best man/other at their wedding but in the middle of the rehearsal, receiver snuck away with sender, one of the groomsmen/bridesmaids to have a moment alone

🤓 ( TUTOR ) - sender has been tutoring receiver and uses other means of encouragement to help them learn

📘 ( BOOK ) - sender has receiver see how long they can continue to read from a book while they go down on them

🫣 ( LINGERIE ) - receiver has just bought a new lingerie set for sender, sender makes a game out of modelling it for them and seeing how long receiver can resist touching them

🖊️ ( INTERVIEW ) - receiver is an incredibly high profile celebrity and sender has asked them non-stop for an interview, however, the sexual tension is simply too hard to ignore and sender and receiver have sex while sender audio tapes the whole thing

💊 ( HALLUCINOGENIC ) - sender and receiver have taken a very strong hallucinogenic before going to bed with one another

😠 ( TOXIC ) - fed up with their significant other’s toxic attitude, sender is venting to their partner’s sibling, receiver, when suddenly receiver leans in and kisses sender, causing the situation to spiral from there

🎥 ( THEATER ) - while on a date in a movie theater, sender’s hand affectionately rests on receiver’s thigh and while receiver initially thinks nothing of it, sender’s hand is suddenly in receiver’s pants/up their skirt/etc

🧑‍💼 ( OFFICE ) - while working a late night, receiver is sexting with a hook-up and intends to send them a nude but accidentally sends it to their boss, sender, who is the only other person in the office with them

💃🏻 ( BALLET ) - sender and receiver are part of the same ballet company and while rehearsing a particularly intimate dance, sender pulls receiver into their dressing room after rehearsal

📷 ( LIVE ) - sender and receiver are in the middle of a live sex stream

👠 ( STRIP ) - sender gives receiver a lap dance in one of the VIP rooms at the club, sender doesn’t necessarily mind that receiver is definitely breaking the no touching rule

😳 ( FORGOT ) - after receiver’s roommate, sender, goes out, they decide to indulge in a little ‘me time’ on the living room couch only for sender to abruptly walk back in after having forgotten something

💚 ( STOLEN ) - receiver’s family member has made a habit of stealing all of the partners that receiver has brought to meet their family at reunions, sender, knowing this and seeing how angry receiver is getting while their family member flirts with them, tugs them off into the upstairs bathroom to reassure receiver they only have eyes for them

tw // nsfw

i did a version of this ages and ages ago on an old resource blog and desperately wanted to remake it. add + or just ( REVERSE ) on any of these to switch sender and receiver. if you can’t see the emojis send the word instead.

❤️ ( HEART ) - sender and receiver enjoy an intimate valentine’s day

😬 ( GRIMACE )  - sender is giving receiver head beneath a desk when someone unexpectedly walks in and receiver is forced to keep a straight face while the person talks to them

🏢 ( BUILDING )  - sender and receiver are exploring an abandoned space together when they decide to stop for a little fun in one of the rooms

🎉 ( PARTY ) - sender and receiver are at a party, both wanting a moment alone but all the bedrooms are taken and so they resort to using a very cramped closet

🤔 ( THINKING ) - receiver is looking for any means to distract sender from their work to get them to come to bed and resorts to teasing them

😡 ( MAD ) - sender and receiver are fighting when suddenly the angry tension turns to sexual tension and receiver pulls sender in for a kiss

🥶 ( COLD ) - its freezing and the heat is out but there’s always other ways for sender and receiver to keep warm

😏 ( SMIRK ) - sender pulled receiver into lap to be affectionate but they quickly become distracted and start teasing receiver

🙄 ( EYEROLL ) - receiver is having sender meet their toxic family for the first time and after storming out with sender in tow, receiver blows off steam with sender in the car a few blocks down the road

💤 ( ZZZ ) - sender tries to wake receiver up but when nothing else works, they decide to go down on them in hopes of making them stir

🥪 ( SANDWICH ) - receiver was just trying to drop sender off some lunch at work but after seeing them in a particularly arousing position, receiver pulls sender into their office for a quickie

👐 ( HANDS ) - sender was just trying to help receiver with their sore back by offering a massage but after receiver starts making particularly enticing noises, they can’t help but tease them

🛋️ ( COUCH ) - receiver invited sender over after a long day and what was originally supposed to be a movie watching session has turned out into a very heated makeout on the couch

🚪 ( DOOR ) - sender watched someone hit on receiver and to cope with the jealousy, pins them againts the door when they get home to kiss them but things quickly become heated

🚙 ( CAR ) - as opposed to attending the party that receiver was invited to, they have sex with their plus one ( sender ) in the limo

✈️ ( AIRPLANE ) - sender and receiver’s plane hits turbulence that causes receiver’s anxiety to act up so sender does their best to ‘distract’ receiver

i've often wondered what it means to truly love someone. and then, i realized it's what i feel for you. it's a love that defies the limitations of the world, that remains steadfast even in the face of chaos.

even if the world lost its color, if hope faded into the night, my love for you wouldn't falter.

i don't think romance is real. i think love is real, but not romance.

romance fades. love is a different thing.

you are so lucky you weren't scheduled today.

hey, are you good?

did you get it back?

it's gone! i dropped it down a fucking drain. of all days...

today's been awful.

i'll see you at eight?

i can meet you early if you want. you don't have to be alone just to secure the spot.

don't come back here complaining.

for a very long time, i've tried to find the best way to tell you that you're the only person i've ever met with the same sense of humor as me.

okay, right off the bat, way too strong.

my feelings are strong.

i know i'm not gonna stop you.

dude, i love trivia night. it's all i have. i wake up every wednesday rock-hard thinking about trivia night.

you gotta take her somewhere else. you have to be clear about your intentions.

do you even try to flirt with her?

if she means this much to you, and i know she does, do it right.

are you serious?

you definitely didn't say fuck.

how do you know about the gun?

how many gunfights have you been in, [name]?

stop being an ass.

didn't you say you have a crazy story?

i'm saying no to being around bad, drunk singers when i just want to go home and sleep.

who's gonna sing salt-n-pepa with me?

don't let me forget, i got you something.

i might quit. i'm just not happy there.

i feel like i need to make a big change. i'm not feeling... love. i need my head in the right place to bring this to life.

i wanna write. the good, the bad, the ugly. real shit.

is that stupid?

is that all that's been bothering you?

you always go out of your way for me, and not just me, for everyone...

you said you had something for me?

why don't you come inside, and we can have a few drinks?

i know what you're trying to do.

i have never seen you act this way.

it's not your fault.

can we go, please?

i just can't sleep in my bed. i don't want to be alone.

it smells like you.

i'm sorry i was so weird earlier.

will you sleep with me?

please, i get in my head. i'll stare at the ceiling all night if i'm in here by myself.

given the circumstances... i needed this.

you kissed me!

can you lay with me?

what the fuck happened last night?

you wouldn't believe what a crazy night i had.

i seriously think she needs help.

i slept on the floor. she was freaking me out.

how am i supposed to get home then?

i want to be transparent with you abuout some things.

i know you like me, [name].

i've known you for so long, and i'm just now realizing i don't even know that much about you.

why are you giving it to me?

i love you so much. i don't think i could live without you.

i thought we were having a nice date?

you're cute when you sleep.

make a deal with me.

i am the happiest i've probably ever been.

i was waiting for you to come home.

i can get dressed and go with you.

no one on this earth will ever comprehend what it feels like to love someone as much as i love you.

can i stand outside?

do you like me?

can you tell me you love me?

i can be anything you want me to be.

i love you in every reality.

let's fuck, [name].

you wanted this, but i'm so glad you did.

you made a shitty wish, and you want to reverse it.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

i wish for a billion dollars.

why don't you love me?

you owe me that.

we can make this work baby.

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