cheonjaem

yoon jisung: "i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag"

ha sungwoon: "try me bitch"

hwang minhyun: "if your name is junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand"

ong seongwoo: "step the fuck up kyle"

kim jaehwan: "i love you bitch. i ain't gon ever stop loving you... bitch"

kang daniel: "road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does"

park jihoon: "ahh stop i could've dropped my croissant"

park woojin: "i'm your freestyle dancing teacher"

bae jinyoung: "what up i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read"

lee daehwi: "fuck off janet i'm not going to your fucking baby shower"

so can someone explain to me what tickets i just bought for the wanna one in sj concert bc i just realized i don’t understand what any of it means and where i’m supposed to go.

yoon jisung: the refresher; refreshes page 583043 times to get seats, frantically clicking everything bc the server crashed, but once he refreshed gg bc everything was being resold at a higher price, probably crying blood as he purchases vv overpriced tickets

ha sungwoon: the rich bitch; the one that doesn't care how much a vip pit ticket is, but a hoe is getting it!, it doesn't matter if the ticket is $1000, if he can get up close and personal with his bby boy, it's all worth it thank you very much

hwang minhyun: the prepared one (or so he thought); had an alarm set, credit card info auto filled, and everything, but still got beat, the vip tickets were so close yet so far, was ready to fight through the crowd in the pit but ended up getting regular section seats, sorry better luck next time... (@me)

ong seongwoo: the one who gets scammed; bought from a sketchy website bc "the tickets were cheap!", yeah they're cheap bc they're not legit, cries outside the venue when they get denied access, remember kids: never buy from untrustworthy third parties!

kim jaehwan: the double team; the one who recruits his friend to help him buy tickets, screaming at each other through facetime, "jusT REFRESH THE PAGE DAMMIT" "why the fucK DOES THE PAGE STILL SAY 'SIT TIGHT'"

kang daniel: the unlucky one; the lord is giving him signs that buying these tickets is a bad idea bc his wifi just went out, his computer is freezing, and his credit card is getting denied, he must have betrayed his country in a previous life or something bc that's tough man, L city bound

park jihoon: the newbie; the one who has no idea how ticket sales work or when anything goes on sale, buys tickets just weeks before the concert date, prob gets ripped off by a reseller and gets shitty seats, but as long as he's there right?

park woojin: the reseller; sorry but you're getting finessed by this guy, buys way more tickets than he actually needs so he can resale for double the price gg, rip when you buy section 4 seats for $300 when they're only worth $100, the reason why we can't have nice things and the reason why your mom is gonna come beat your ass

bae jinyoung: the broke bitch; sorry you ain't catching him at any concert soon bc he has no money to blow, silently cries as he hears his friends successfully bought tickets, but it's okay at least he won't be full of regrets when he looks at the damage his bank account would've taken (@me), making good life decisions!!!

lee daehwi: the veteran; the reason why your ticketmaster page says "sorry another fan beat you to the spot" bc he bought everything in 2 seconds ez, probably was prepared 3 hours in advance, has craZY reflexes and some goodass xfinity superspeed wifi, swear he's hacking

wow so your girl really just bought overpriced wanna one tickets for sj and i am very sad bc my bank account is about to hit the negative side. who knew buying concert tickets was such a stressful experience. no vip tickets here rip only ga floor ;;  i’m ready for my mom to come home and beat my ass.

yoon jisung: the loyal stan; only has the time and money to stan one group tbh, has stuck with this group since debut, loves and supports everything the group does

ha sungwoon: the intellectual stan; stans both boy and girl groups, loves every member of every group, what is a bias?, comments "i hope you're eating well" or "i really appreciate you" under instagram pics of their idols, v soft for their fav groups

hwang minhyun: the closet stan; too embarrassed to admit to their friends they like kpop, secretly jams to albums at home, probably knows every choreography, lies and says "ew wtf is kpop haha" whenever their faves are mentioned in public

ong seongwoo: the "send memes not nudes" stan; replies to everything in group chats with memes of their idols, blocked by 1/2 of their friends, has an entire meme/reactions folder and stockpiles memes for every situation

kim jaehwan: the "choke me daddy" stan; thirsty 24/7, can be found in the twitter/youtube comment section saying "fuCK ME UP" or "siT ON MY FACE", search history full of sweaty fancams, saves pics of tongue, crotch shots, and booty, most used emojis are the eggplant and tongue ya nasty

kang daniel: the multifandom stan; stans literally every group known to man, has 543 biases, changes their ult every week, "sTAY IN YOUR MF LANE" @ everyone, has every album of almost every group downloaded, does not have enough time to keep up with everyone, has 15049 pictures of their biases saved and changes their wallpaper every 20 minutes (rip phone storage)

park jihoon: the "i'm like ㅠㅠ" stan; always crying and stressed, reads every fan theory and has a mental breakdown when new mv's are released, usually sobbing when they see their bias, "how is he so perfect omg", went to a concert once and couldn't stop crying, loves their bias to pieces

park woojin: the broke bitch stan; prob can't afford albums or merch, too many comebacks and not enough $$$, lmao what even are concerts?, low key needs a sugar daddy

bae jinyoung: the "wait what's going on" stan; probably new to the group and has no clue what's happening, still confused about the member's names, comments "wtf i didn't know they had a comeback" under every new mv, still makes jokes that died in 2013

lee daehwi: the "fic recs??" stan; preferably gay fics but all are welcome, cries every time when reading 10080 (chanbaek fic), follows 1059632 scenario blogs, has 3 moods: hardcore smut, fluff and the occasional angst, always looking for new content to read

if kang daniel reactivated instagram :’)

if park jihoon had instagram

yoon jisung: the hella rich and evil mother-in-law that hates the female lead and will do anything to keep the female lead away from her son by using methods of dubious legality, including, but not limited to: bribery, drink throwing, cat fights, and threats

ha sungwoon: the forever salty and jealous second female lead who tries to ruin everything but fails and gets rejected by the male lead gg

hwang minhyun: the equally hot and perfect second male lead who was probably friends with the female lead forever but never got the chance to confess and ends up friendzoned. the one that the female lead calls when she needs a shoulder to cry on, will not give up on the female lead wtf get the hint man

ong seongwoo: the male lead's best friend who has his back for everything

kim jaehwan: the lowkey psychopath who always is plotting an evil plan to kill one of the leads usually because of an extremely petty reason

kang daniel: the hot chaebol male lead who is actually perfect and can do everything. acts cold and uncaring on the outside but shows up every time to save the female lead

park jihoon: the cute new kid who comes and steals everyone's hearts

park woojin: female lead's high school smtm7 aspiring rapper brother who can usually be found in his room gaming or blasting ghetto rap music and dancing

bae jinyoung: the female lead's best friend until they both fall for the male lead

lee daehwi: the pretty and clumsy female lead who you can't help but love, always gets stuck in awkward situations with the male lead